The fifth Brackenwood flash is now on Newgrounds!
It was a long wait but it was worth it.
Voted five, I think you all should too.

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
WATERLOLLIES GOT BLAMMED HOW DID THIS HAPPEN OH THE HORROR THE GRAPHICS WERE SO GOOD AS WELL I THINK SOMEBODY HACKED THE SITE OR SOMETHING.

EditEdit:
Adam Phillips surprises the world with two amazing Brackenwood flashes in two days. Vote five or he'll kill you.

I'm 200% certain that I can finish it and get it published. I'm using a writing guide thing which is amazingly helpful and I'm getting through it quickly. That's all I'll bother to say for now. I'll put a sample below, but I don't really expect very many of you to read it.

Chapter One
He was dead if he fought back and he was dead if he didn't. It was then that Cyril knew that he would not get out of the chamber alive.
Squinting with pain, the elderly man could only just make out the fist of his aggressor before it collided with his face. His body crumpled under the sheer force of the blow and a sneering face appeared in his line of vision.
"Pathetic." The voice rang out through the hall, echoing off of the circular walls of the Lords chamber. "High Lord Cyril, reduced to nothing. Where is your brother now, my lord?"
Cyril tried to respond, but his efforts were met with a sharp kick into his lower jaw. Though his vision was blurred, he could hear the heavy panting of his attackers pet, inches from his face.
"Get away from the poor man, Sek." came the voice again. "Leave him to die in his own self pity."
Slowly, the heavy breathing got quieter and Cyril could hear the beast moving away from him. Now was his opportunity.
"Leave me Graham." he whispered, as loudly as his crippled body would allow. "I have no quarrel with you."
His words were met with an icy mocking laugh. Graham held his hand out to the old man as if he were to help him up and, when it was not taken, punched him hard in the side of the face. Cyril watched as droplets of his own blood splattered onto Grahams otherwise impeccable suit. He let out a coarse laugh as his attacker pulled him to his feet.
"Always there, weren't you Cyril? Watching me, always suspecting me of something. Never wanted me on the council. Bad mistakes Cyril. Very bad." There was an obvious mocking tone in the mans voice and, to his horror, Cyril realised that his assailant was deriving pleasure from torturing him.
"I know what you want Graham." coughed Cyril. He could feel blood beginning to clot in his veins, even as he spoke. "You won't make it. You won't even -"
Graham threw him harshly to the floor and placed his foot onto the older mans chest. White wings erupted from the back of his suit through carefully designed slits, as if to demonstrate his power. That was when Cyril saw the beast. Standing a few meters behind Graham, was a one of the most horrific creatures ever to grace the earth. It stood at least a meter and a half tall and resembled some sort of large canine. Its cold, black eyes stared relentlessly, as if boring into Cyril's soul. There was no mistaking the oversized fangs, blood red fur and barbed tail. He was looking at a creature of the labyrinth.
"Dinner time, Sek" smiled Graham and glared down at Cyril. It was then that Cyril knew he was gazing into the cold eyes of Hell itself. Seconds later, the monster was on top of him.
Minutes later, all the remained was a bloody pulp of a once noble lord, ravaged by one of the creatures he had fought so hard to destroy.

A nerdy guy at my school decided to be super funny today and say in assembly that the school uses over 9000 sheets of paper a day. I can't help but feel that I was the only one who noticed. Perhaps even more than he did, since it could have been coincident. Also, another guy likes to say 'Because you touch yourself at night'. But that's not a 4chan reference and is in fact just padding to another one of my wasted front page news posts.

EDIT.
Doctor Funny struck again in Physics, when he said that he had got over 9000% on his test. I'm convinced he's soon to be top comedian.

Discuss this exciting story.

Was originally animated, but the site gayerised and wouldn't let me use a GIF. It's still great though. Share your love of it. All comments welcome, unless they're criticism which results in banning from my news posts.

Relax, he's actually doing the world a favour.

I strange thought just came over me as I was designing a house full of lesbians on the Sims 2. Why don't I make a Newgrounds Big Brother House on the Sims 2, and whore it out as a thread? I'm thinking about it, so if you want to be one of the eight contestants, just put your name down here. Or make suggestions on what I could do. I'm looking for famous users in paticular, but somebody relatively unknown could be in it too.

What do you think?

Wait, I know what you're thinking.

"Didn't his guy act all whiny and emo yesterday and 'leave' this site because he claimed to be missing out on life but in fact was just upset that all his internet buddies were acting a bit mean to him?"

You'd be right.
So anyway, I changed my mind and now I've gone back to NG. Even if I only 'left' 24 hours ago. Hopefully my false hope that people won't see me as a whiny bitch from now on is false.

I suppose I could have saved this for my 6000th post, but I can't be asked to wait.
Since I'm wasting so much time here when I could be doing so much more, I've decided to leave this site. Goodbye all.
My goodbye thread has been deleted. This is truely the end.

I seem to have sacrificed what little popularity I had for this shite.
I got rid of all my Sunshine to do this, with the intention of bringing it back after the collab was done. Except now everybody hates me and I got deleted from NEFR etc, etc. Also, my nickname is apparently faggot.

Join this shitty collab, you queers.

Edit:
I'm probably leaving NG soon, so this is just a heads up.

I've made about six topics in the last week, five fo which were deleted. And before you say they were spam, they weren't. One was a photshop topic which has reached four pages by the time it was deleted. Another was a perfectly normal topic asking would NG would be like if Stamper had kids.

Conclusion:
A mod is stalking me and deleting any of my topics which get over two pages.
The below image nicely sums up what I'm going through.