A nerdy guy at my school decided to be super funny today and say in assembly that the school uses over 9000 sheets of paper a day. I can't help but feel that I was the only one who noticed. Perhaps even more than he did, since it could have been coincident. Also, another guy likes to say 'Because you touch yourself at night'. But that's not a 4chan reference and is in fact just padding to another one of my wasted front page news posts.
EDIT.
Doctor Funny struck again in Physics, when he said that he had got over 9000% on his test. I'm convinced he's soon to be top comedian.
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