Wait, I know what you're thinking.

"Didn't his guy act all whiny and emo yesterday and 'leave' this site because he claimed to be missing out on life but in fact was just upset that all his internet buddies were acting a bit mean to him?"

You'd be right.
So anyway, I changed my mind and now I've gone back to NG. Even if I only 'left' 24 hours ago. Hopefully my false hope that people won't see me as a whiny bitch from now on is false.