Sidorio's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Good bye Sidorio]

Oh my

well n***a i have paid the price fo bein a gansta and although the estarox is upon us don't be caught in a strife cracka cuz i ain't gonna "neglect" no memories of dey good times and in the future, whether ten years or 363 days from now, I'll remember what it was to make flashes with you.

Fare ye well, my son.

Steff responds:

Ah, good ol' times.

[Goodbye Sidorio]

Oh my

I don't know who this handsome fellow is, but I hope the door doesn't hit him on the way out.

logweiny responds:

I'm more concerned about his massive manhood getting jammed in the door.

[Three Robot Stories]

However,

It is worth nothing that earlier today all users who have previously reviewed this flash tied me up and forced me to suck their dicks in turn whilst they dressed in ladies clothing. I think you should disregard their opinions.

Lare responds:

Current score: 2.40.

Lol.

[Watching Lost]

THIS AROUSES MY PENIS

I ESPECIALLY LIKED THE PART WITH THE PIRTATES.

Lare responds:

It's actually spelled Pilates.

[Gagsapalooza!]

To tell the truth...

It was not dykey enough to warrant a higher score, although ten is pretty good I suppose.

tehslaphappy responds:

thx.

[If You Were Gay, Roy]

It's a good song

I'm going to deduct two points anyway because I hate it when things automatically get hight scores because they feature video game characters. I mean, this would be in the threes if you'd made it without Roy and Marth.

Nami-Tsuki responds:

Yeah I hate that about making things

Anything original is immediately uncool.

[A Pwanchi Christmas]

Right...

I'm being generous, because I believe you have learned from your mistakes in some ways. For example, at least you didn't claim they were your characters this time around. Even so, it doesn't say much for your originality to base everything around games and films that other people already came up with. I understand parody and all, but you guys do have potential. More than I do. That's why I feel I little dissapointed in your flash when I think about what you could be doing with your own characters, story and series.

But then again, one of the co-authors still reviewed it like last time. This still looks stupid, but his review is at least better this time and not as pathetic sounding.

And the flash? I like the idea, to tell the truth. Animation is crinkly but decent and sound is good. The opening scene where you discussed ideas was completely lame and forced, as was the Zelda song and Saw song. The twelve days of Christmas was probably the highlight, but I couldn't watch it all the way through.

However, I did like the character profiles. Before viewing this flash, I'd only ever seen the melon trap flash. So it was good to be able to at least know a bit about these characters.

And congratulations on resisting the urge to advertise this on the BBS. That was very manly of you all.

Finally, I'd like to say that this is a pretty good flash. It's just not my taste or humour. But you've caught my eye, so in 2009 I'll probably keep in touch with what you submit. I wholeheartadly hope to see some orignal content from you in the close future. Good luck.

PS I might even parody this Pwanchi stuff. You should feel honoured.

cyotecody555 responds:

Ok at least this review is alot more constructive this time

I actually did say in the author's comments last time "This flash includes every character we have created, parodied, made fun of and shit", I did mention that this includes characters that we have parodied so yeah what you said is false
And lots of people do parodies of games, movies etc
I like parodying, I do hope to make some more original flashes and ideas like "A Pwanchi Halloween" but I just don't have any at the moment, so I'm parodying stuff
Well actually, Our stories we come up with for these Parodied characters is original, like the Golden Apple, Stolen Cupcake etc
Just to point it out

And
wwerappin's review is left towards me, all he did in this flash is voices, so he left a review on what he thought of how it turned out

[COGS OF WAR 2]

This passes for humour

I don't know. I just couldn't see a single joke, unless the word fuck is funny when repeated over and over again. The five is for animation and sound which were both good, but it's an absolute zero for humour since it's jokeless.

JohnnyUtah responds:

they're dropping F-Bombs the entire game, I wasn't just cursing to be edgy.

but hey, I totally understand people not getting it who didn't play the game.

[Sombre.]

Indeed,

I also wanked to this shortly before my review was deleted for not being helpful.

Mechabloby responds:

So it doesn't get deleted, I will mark it as helpful.

[Non-pro Collaboration]

Wait, what?

You say you gave this to your friends, who hadn't used flash before? Shit. This was better than anything I've done in two and a half years of flash, congratulations. This was epic anyway, but for a 'non-prop' attempt it was just too amazing to comprehend. Seriously, well done.

Ace0fredspades responds:

Thanx so much! I'm really glad you like this!
what a pleasure