Sidorio's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dusty Gorillas NewGrounds]

Finally, a good one.

Looks like you spent some effort on this. Wait, what am I talking about? Of course you did. This is just about the best 'My Newgrounds' since the orginal. Congratulations, you've inspired me to attempt my own.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Lol you gotta be kidding me. This was done in 2 hours.

[B-b-b-bioshock!!]

YOU FUCKING COG

I refuse to give into your brainwashing. Anyway, Bioshock is too old for me. I learned that from your video, which means you actually lost a customer through your own advert which is plain silly.

Mechabloby responds:

I couldn't care if you wanted to buy it or not. I don't game much anyway and I just made this out of boredom.

ALSO OMG ABUSIVE REVIEW YOU CALLED ME A COG OMG D:>
I'd laugh if someone actually flagged your review. :)

[Falling Collab]

I love it.

In the seemingly endless stream of bad-quality Art Collabs, this certainly is a gem. The idea is pretty basic, yet it's actually come out as a very artistic and entertaining piece.

A majority of the graphics are amazing. Most collabs seem to be letting in just any old pictures but this one has some of the best. There are no particular ones I would comment on, they're all very good. I very much wish I had been part of this.

The style is good; it's simple which somehow makes it seem overly better. The clouds also added extra value to it.

I really liked the song. It was great you could find one so relevent to the movie, and still funny and interesting to listen too. Would you happen to have the name of it?

Violence was at a minium, which is good in my opinion. Had there been random pictures of killing throughout the film I would have probably given it a much lower rating; I feel that sort of thing really degrades stuff like this.

There's nothing really to sat about the interactivity, other than it was good you had a seperate button for the credits.

The real humor came from the song. Other than that there were no really funny submissions. I don't think that comes as much of a problem though, the finished product is still good.

This a great work. It's a definite number one on my list of favourites, and that's saying something seeing as Ii have nearly two hundred of them. Good luck with all futre work, I hope this gets into the Art Collab Collection.

bjmdtcjw responds:

Thanks so much. Everyone feels good inside when they get good reviews. The only bad thing about it is it hasn't been put in the Art Forum Collabs Section. Oh, if you liked this, there's a second one coming soon. Everyone has started falling into the ocean. You can join that, too. It is in the Art Forum section (duh), called Falling From the Sky collab 2.

[NG: Colors]

Glad to see it worked out.

<GRAPHICS>
Some were excellent, yet there were those which seriously lacked anything in particular. The blue section was definitly my favourite, a lot of nice graphics there.

<STYLE>
It's a pretty original idea. A bit simlar to the countries collab, you're lucky you got this done first.

<SOUND>
Bit annoying, I didn't like it.

<VIOLENCE>
None. I don't think.

<INTERACTIVITY>
Plenty. Although to be honest, I would have prefered it in a slide show format.

<HUMOR>
Not very funny. In fact, not at all.

<OVERALL>
It's okay. A lot of people have said it to be the best one so far, although I have to disagree. Whilst it is a good try, I don't think it measures up to some. Better than most. I hope it gets into the art collab collection page.

Nice work.

tversteeg responds:

Thanks Sidorio for the c&c but yeah actually you are right!

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I watched it all

<GRAPHICS>
To be honest, they were actually very good even if they were sprites. But that really doesn't make up for the rest of it.

<STYLE>
Terrible. The fact that you actually thought people might like this annoys me.

<SOUND>
Well, granted it's got a good song. But that loop is damn annoying.

<VIOLENCE>
None. If there had actually been a fight then it would have improved a hell of a lot.

<HUMOR>
It just wasn't funny. I have no idea if this is what you were trying to acheive, but it didn't even get a chuckle out of me.

<OVERALL>
You must have no idea what NG wants. I don't have the slightest clue why I kept watching, or how it got such a good score. I really, really don't want to see another this year.

*Best points*
Average animation.

*Points to improve*
It desperatly needs something to happen, otherwise it's just a pointless flash spamming up Newgrounds.

==AWARDS==
Didn't Want To Watch It All Award

Try a lot, lot harder next time.

kinggila responds:

lmao, this was just a sequel to my unfinished flash that I submitted on Clock Day 2005. Guess what? There are people that like this flash. This flash doesn't need any violence.

"I don't have the slightest clue why I kept watching, or how it got such a good score."

Did you even check the date it was submitted? It was submitted on CLOCK DAY!

[Tribute to Newgrounds]

Funny as hell

<GRAPHICS>
Not very good, although they made my laugh a lot.

<STYLE>
Good idea, nice little story. Attention to detail too, even the little jokes about robot porn.

<SOUND>
Nice song, plus the sounds were there for the window breaking, etc.

<VIOLENCE>
Well, just the guy getting hit with the computer. Although excessive violence in this would have ruined it, so actually the low score in this category is good.

<HUMOR>
Funnier than I had expected. I thought it was particually good when he got the random PM. Laughed a lot.

<OVERALL>
I have to say, that was really good. The poor drawings made it even funnier and it was right too. I had about six blammed flashes before I realised nobdy was intrested about the series I had called 'Night of the Killer Gerbils'. Anyway, great movie here, favourited.

*Best points*
Overall Humor.
Style
Randomness

*Points to improve*
Animation, just so they look a bit more realistic.
Needs an icon so I can suggest it to the Newgrounds Collection.

==AWARDS==
Best Laugh All Day Award
Best Newbie Award

As you can see, I write some strange reviews.
Keep up the good work!

Keir3 responds:

Hey, I find you have the best reviews (and I'm not just saying that because of the score.) Anyways, you had the most helpful review I've ever gotten. thanks.

[NG: People Are Strange]

Missed me

O wish for once somebody would include the less good pictures in their collabs. I hear that's what the NG Grand Prix will be like and I think it will be better than this. The pictures are good, but it just wasn't as good as some previous collabs.

Popeofdope responds:

Yeah toes get stepped on when you have a litmit to quality.

[NG: Food Chain]

Good stuff

I didn't submit to this collab because SqueakyToad is so far up his own arse. He kept taking the piss so I didn't do anything in his collab. But this is actually very good. Every drawing was original and the sound was amazing. Well done, I favourited this.

squeakytoad responds:

Sorry, man. At that point in time I was incredibly fed up with the 12+ collabs that were rising in the forum (usually not very good and thus giving all the others a bad name).
Glad you liked the movie regardless of your opinion of me. You get a few respect points for that.
Thanks.

[Linerider the Movie]

Great Stuff

Honestly, people should stop giving it bad reviews if they've never played LineRider. I wish this stuff could be done in the game.
Anyway, a really good film here, favourited, I can't wait for part two. I actaully attempted something like this myself and failed.

king-ben responds:

lol thanks ive started part 2 and already it looks better and smoother

[Castle III part D]

Even better than Ciii

I watched right to the end and saw the bonus scene with Boomer.
Anyway, am I right in saying that Lloyd died in part 3? He was crushed by a rock, right? Anyway, great sound and animation, there wasn't a second Ii didn't enjoy. I like the way the soldiers can actually fight as well as the others and aren't just there to be killed. I hope you get a series page, this was instantly favourited.

Get-lost responds:

It's not supposed to be Lloyd getting crushed, just some random creature. I noticed it might've been a little unclear.
I hope to get a section too, thanks alot.