Sidorio's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gagsapalooza!]

To tell the truth...

It was not dykey enough to warrant a higher score, although ten is pretty good I suppose.

tehslaphappy responds:

thx.

[If You Were Gay, Roy]

It's a good song

I'm going to deduct two points anyway because I hate it when things automatically get hight scores because they feature video game characters. I mean, this would be in the threes if you'd made it without Roy and Marth.

Nami-Tsuki responds:

Yeah I hate that about making things

Anything original is immediately uncool.

[A Pwanchi Christmas]

Right...

I'm being generous, because I believe you have learned from your mistakes in some ways. For example, at least you didn't claim they were your characters this time around. Even so, it doesn't say much for your originality to base everything around games and films that other people already came up with. I understand parody and all, but you guys do have potential. More than I do. That's why I feel I little dissapointed in your flash when I think about what you could be doing with your own characters, story and series.

But then again, one of the co-authors still reviewed it like last time. This still looks stupid, but his review is at least better this time and not as pathetic sounding.

And the flash? I like the idea, to tell the truth. Animation is crinkly but decent and sound is good. The opening scene where you discussed ideas was completely lame and forced, as was the Zelda song and Saw song. The twelve days of Christmas was probably the highlight, but I couldn't watch it all the way through.

However, I did like the character profiles. Before viewing this flash, I'd only ever seen the melon trap flash. So it was good to be able to at least know a bit about these characters.

And congratulations on resisting the urge to advertise this on the BBS. That was very manly of you all.

Finally, I'd like to say that this is a pretty good flash. It's just not my taste or humour. But you've caught my eye, so in 2009 I'll probably keep in touch with what you submit. I wholeheartadly hope to see some orignal content from you in the close future. Good luck.

PS I might even parody this Pwanchi stuff. You should feel honoured.

cyotecody555 responds:

Ok at least this review is alot more constructive this time

I actually did say in the author's comments last time "This flash includes every character we have created, parodied, made fun of and shit", I did mention that this includes characters that we have parodied so yeah what you said is false
And lots of people do parodies of games, movies etc
I like parodying, I do hope to make some more original flashes and ideas like "A Pwanchi Halloween" but I just don't have any at the moment, so I'm parodying stuff
Well actually, Our stories we come up with for these Parodied characters is original, like the Golden Apple, Stolen Cupcake etc
Just to point it out

And
wwerappin's review is left towards me, all he did in this flash is voices, so he left a review on what he thought of how it turned out

[Hey? whats your problem?]

Pretty okay

It's good to see that your first flash is still better than anything I've ever made.

[Furryfox adventures!]

Wow!

Congratulations on front page and Daily First, you really earned those. This is the kind of flash that really makes a difference to the site.

[COGS OF WAR 2]

This passes for humour

I don't know. I just couldn't see a single joke, unless the word fuck is funny when repeated over and over again. The five is for animation and sound which were both good, but it's an absolute zero for humour since it's jokeless.

JohnnyUtah responds:

they're dropping F-Bombs the entire game, I wasn't just cursing to be edgy.

but hey, I totally understand people not getting it who didn't play the game.

[Super Mario bros Z ep.7 (old series)]

HAI LOOK MARIO AND SONIC LOL

This is the first episode of watched, but I was able to pick up the entire plot pretty quickly. The series was recommended to me as the funniest thing on the site, but I found it incredibly poor.

It wasn't the dialogue. I have absolutely no problem with lots of reading in a flash, as long as it's entertaining or funny, which is what you seemed to want it to be. But it wasn't. The whole episode (yes, I sat through it all to make sure I wasn't making an unfair judgement) didn't bring a single smile to my face. Koopas getting squashed by doors? Wario farting on Waluigi? You're aiming low on laughs, trying for the worst grade of humour.

I don't have a real problem with sight gags or gross-out humour, if it's funny. But it wasn't. It was stretched out and dull.

The thing I can praise you on is animation. Yes, sprites aren't that hard, but there were a fair few good shots of the 'camera' panning around 3D characters which were executed well. I'll give you that.

Sound was also okay, but when you're reading the text, you don't want to hear Bowser making the same 'baw' noise over and over again. It's annoying.

I suppose I'm something of a hypocrite, because I don't make good movies. Call me out on that if you want. But as far as I'm concerned, this was just another boring Mario and Sonic cross-over sprite shit that I should have known better than to watch.

Completely overrated. 3/10.

[Waterlollies]

Impressive

But I can't believe Bitey got shot. I didn't expect him to die like that.

[Sombre.]

Indeed,

I also wanked to this shortly before my review was deleted for not being helpful.

Mechabloby responds:

So it doesn't get deleted, I will mark it as helpful.

[Jerry and The Closet]

Pretty funny

But I can't believe The Shining managed to scare a five year old. If he's been one, maybe.