Sidorio's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dad's Home]

Seriously messed up.

Isn't that ending music from Super Smash Bros Melee? Well it was funny anyway particually the putting his hair out with a cat. Straight into my favourites, I really hope to see more of this.

[The Life Of Basketball]

Voting on this brought me to level 10. Thanks!

Well, it is random but I suppose it's quite decent. No humor but the graphics sort of made up for that, even though the music was repetitive. Violence gets a one and not a zero because I thought the guy looked like an evil violent person. Thanks for helping me level up.

[Shark]

I can see why your name is Turdchunk.

Here's a tip, don't make the loading screen say "Loading, wanker". Oh yeah, and also put some effort in next time and definitly don't submitt crap like this.

[eBaums world dot com]

I wish I could send it to him.

Thanks for letting me know. I always did wonder why everybody on NG hates him and now I know. Down with Ebaums world!

[TANKMEN]

Gay Nazi's don't to anything for me.

I'm not gonna make it long because the number 1 flash gets about 30 reviews a day and nobody will read this, but this has nothing on the Yuyu. Sure it was funny at the end and made it into my favourites but nothing happened. Some guys swore, talked about boners and watched titanic. It was okay but deserves number 2 at the most.

JohnnyUtah responds:

they're not nazis.

[Milosevic - a Tribute]

I didn't know he who was.

I know that would have been good for somebody who knew more about him and even though I didn't know him it kinda had an impact for some unknown reason. He probably would have liked this. Music was subtle but got across a message and even though it's a memorial I thought the smiley faces were slightly funny. A good attempt that provides us with a little something despite not having action or humor.

[How To Win Portal Awards]

This is really helpful for somebdy with flash.

I don't have flash but I have put myself in the shoes of a new animator to to this review. This would definitly be of great use, as there are quite a lot of awards and many people deserve to get them. Even the turd of the week one was a good idea, even though it's a bad award. Strawberryclocks voice also made it lot better, it never fails to make me laugh. That was a good idea. As for all those guys who give 0 you should just ignore them because they don't have flash so they can't review it properly. All in all a good idea worth a good score any day.

Frenzy responds:

Thanks!!!

[Scorched Earth: The Movie]

Good enough to be a real film.

Even though it's stick figures which normally don't work well this piece was good. There was even 3d bits when the cog flys out. It's also good that it had a nice ending instead of them all dying like in most films.

[Squigo 2]

Better than the first.

Graphics:
Kind of crude but not to the extent that it made the film worse and not worth watching.

Style:
Pretty good ideas such as the dog peeing on the hairdryer. A lot less predictable than the first, I was expecting him to do something unfunny like comb his hair with a knife.

Sound:
Background music wouldn't have worked here so there wasn't much you could to with sound except the blinking noises which don't improve it much.

Violence:
Not as violent as the first one, there was no blood which to me suggests that this one was about humor not violence. I think that's good because I think humor enhances a film more that gore.

Interactivity:
Nothing to say here.

Humor:
The ending and begining shots was quite funny so was the dog peeing bit which is why it gets a good rating for this.

Overall:
A good attempt but it's let down by the graphics and lack of sound. However it's slightly justified by the entertainment I got from watching his hair swing up.

[Taking Retards to the Zoo]

Brilliant, I watched it 3 times!

It's such a shame it wasn't longer, I was practically wetting myself! I'm never gonna get the chorus out of my head now, you must make more! Straight into my favourites.