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Dicktation 2010-08-30 22:43:07

^ He's right, it was actually a Zimbaby in Africa.

Sidorio 2010-08-30 22:43:07

Did he ever respond to you about Joel Obama?

kisame 2010-08-31 01:16:13

ZIMBOBWAY!!!!!!!!!!

Sidorio 2010-08-31 01:16:13

We can't trust you around babies.

Dicktation 2010-08-31 18:19:27

You were supposed to send it to him.

Sidorio 2010-08-31 18:19:27

Oh my, oh my. You should since you made it though.

Dicktation 2010-08-31 18:20:36

or a while I wasn't sure what to do about my final flash and I'd originally planned for it to be good old Brackenwood sex as usual.

THERE'S YOUR BRACKENWOOD SEX.

Sidorio 2010-08-31 18:20:36

SPOILER
The final flash may or may not contain Brackenwood sex.

kisame 2010-09-02 14:52:56

like a 30th century man!

Sidorio 2010-09-02 14:52:56

Like a sex machine.

Irrelephant 2010-09-02 21:38:19

i missed a couple days cause i forgot but i'm back, and i know how much you missed me.

Sidorio 2010-09-02 21:38:19

You don't have to spam my comment section. As my third wish, I grant you your freedom.

WikkiXS 2010-09-03 10:40:55

What the fuck are zimbabies?

Sidorio 2010-09-03 10:40:55

Zimbabwian babies, of course.

Irrelephant 2010-09-03 16:36:58

k i'm outta here i'll be back the day before you leave to say my goodbyes though. promise.

Sidorio 2010-09-03 16:36:58

Farewell. I leave on the 23rd. I'll be visiting user pages for a last time on the 22nd.

Ptero 2010-09-04 01:24:09

GUD BAI SUDHORIOH ILE MISS U I WONT BE ABULL TO MAHSTERBAIT WEETHOUT U.

Sidorio 2010-09-04 01:24:09

SIDORIO <3 PIE4ME6

Dicktation 2010-09-04 22:07:21

GO WEAR A HAIRNETLLOLOLOEWKTGOEWKFG,L..A,;fF,;

Sidorio 2010-09-04 22:07:21

NOT ANYMORE FAGGOT

;_;

Dicktation 2010-09-04 22:08:28

I tend to remember something I was going to post just as I send the message, but I sent the picture to Boratlover and he called me an asshole.

Sidorio 2010-09-04 22:08:28

He's a whiny little elephant fucker. I hope he cried.

Dicktation 2010-09-05 17:59:08

He cried until he saw an elephant walk past his window.

Sidorio 2010-09-05 17:59:08

I think the elephant was left crying after the events that followed.

Irrelephant 2010-09-05 18:29:00

just stopping in to teach you about the dangers of alcohol and unsafe sex before marriage

Sidorio 2010-09-05 18:29:00

Don't worry, having sex is not one of my strong points.

Irrelephant 2010-09-05 18:29:12

all right, for real now, i'm gone

Sidorio 2010-09-05 18:29:12

I'm not saying farewell again.

Dicktation 2010-09-06 02:08:05

I'm afraid I won't be able to post my gratitude in the birthday thread as I am currently banned for another 10 days.

Sidorio 2010-09-06 02:08:05

OH YOU DIRTY PIG FUCKER

Dicktation 2010-09-06 18:26:48

It's tomorrow. I expect this birthday thread to contain Zimbabies.

Sidorio 2010-09-06 18:26:48

It contains a Zimdictator.

kisame 2010-09-06 21:49:22

My life would suck withooooooooooooooout you!

Sidorio 2010-09-06 21:49:22

You're not Katy Perry, you silly boy.

eDaRk 2010-09-07 03:28:11

ur doing it wrong

Sidorio 2010-09-07 03:28:11

I'll fuck you up, nigger.

Dicktation 2010-09-09 02:01:16

Special Agent Mohhamed: Operation Israel.

Sidorio 2010-09-09 02:01:16

I wonder if Mohhamed is an anti-semite? I'd ask but I'm banned from all ways of communicating with him.

Dicktation 2010-09-10 08:31:24

Don't worry, I'll just use my alt to contact him. It's name is Hamodey-xs HOLY SHIT CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sidorio 2010-09-10 08:31:24

OH MY

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