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Sidorio
My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

Age 32, Male

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Plymouth, England

Joined on 2/13/06

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Hey remember that time you castrated yourself.

With my teeth? Good times.

IT'S SEPTEMBER OMG YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

I'M BBS BANNED FOR A MONTH

One time I kicked my dog in the head and laughed.

lol you should have killed it

Galbursten it.

I don't speak Japanese.

Are you still here, luv?

Oh yes dear, I wouldn't leave without a final visit around the old user pages.

september 13. the suspense. IS HE GONNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY

OH LAWDY I MISSED 9/11 DAY I WAS GOING TO REPOST A THREAD I MADE ABOUT 9/11 IN MACDONALDS THREE YEARS AGO BUT I WAS BANNED

I'm an elf don't tell anyone.
Also one time I ripped my toenail off and cut the flesh open underneath, then proceeded to pull it open and put M&M's in it.

You're a sick fuck.

omg did he leave holy shit omg wat happen is he gone???? OmGomG??@

23RD MAAAAN

OMGOMGOMGOMGAMIGAWDAMIGAWDAMIGAWDOHEM GEEOHEMGEE

yo yo

They need to make a sitcom about your life. They could call it "THAT SILLY SIDORIO!"

I believe they already made a show about me. It was called 'The Sopranos'.

You're serious?

Indeedy mister. One week now. My final flash in two days.

The Sopranos more like The Brady Bunch amirite.

idk i don't watch gay shit

MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA

IS THAT A JOKE? I DON'T KNOW.

what are you fucking serious NOOOOOOOO

I'm sorry, my son. You were always one of my favourites.

I need you by my side not as my friend, but as my wife

I've already got three NG wives.

If I had a TV show it would be called "Zany Zimbabies" and it would be gay.

Not if you get female Zimbabies.

DO IT, RAPE THAT CHILD

Oh bitcheriest header ever, you never fail to please.

Female Zimbabies are the worst kind.

But they do taste the best.

ONLY 4 DAYS THAT DOESN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE OUT MY WILL FOR WHEN I KILL MYSELF AFTER YOU LEAVE WTF PLZ MAKE IT FRIDAY

I'm making my final round on Newgrounds on Wednesday evening. If I were you, I wouldn't kill myself. You should make yourself somebody who others will kill themselves over.

It would be hilarious if you were lieing.

But that would destroy my reputation as an honest, hard-working citizen.

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