My two flash are going to blow you away. No joke.

The Truth About Madness
Hank Does A Dance

Epic. You should probably suggest them to the Madness Day 2008 collection so more people will see my faggotry.

Edit:
The Truth About Madness is in the collection, on the third page where nobody will see it. Start suggesting Hank Does A Dance, faggots.

So I was watching that episode of Thunderbirds with the giant alligators, and it suddenly occured to me how shit most adverts are. And then I realised that I needed to make a new post before MrFinland spells out so many letters of the word 'faggot' that I can't think of a witty response. Hence this completely serious list which proves I have no life.

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To be honest, I don't like this one very much actually.

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I think every other person in England would have put this advert at number one. I think it only makes it to number four. It's for chocolate, by the way.

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THREE

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I saw this one years ago on the interwebs. I don't laugh at it anymore but it's still undeniably one sexy piece of shit.

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No comment.

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I was only lucky enough to see this once on tv, but I love it. More than life itself.

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Special mention goes to this video. It's not an advert but I pissed myself laughing at it. No, really.

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http://archeris.newgrounds.com

Is not a faggot.

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What's the worst that could happen?

Back from Slovenia and back behaving like an annoying faggot. Opinions on my next flash plz. Should I make. . .

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Lots of flashing images and pictures of dicks making a joke out of how I missed Clock Day.

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Kids Still Love Pie, with extra goo.

OR

Sunshine Meets B IV.

OR

A completely different flash, as long it's in the spirit of my previous crap. If you give me a good enough idea I'll co-author you when I steal it.

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And no, MrFinland, I'm not going to make The Sick Joke Collection VI yet.

Taking votes now.

Is where I shall be for two weeks. No internet = no PM response, comment response, sexy flash or posting. I'm banned anyway.

In the meantime, enjoy these Oscar winning documentry's.

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Just think about it, I know I have.

My dick would be, like, four sizes bigger. If anybody in my class doubted me in any way, I could just flop out my cock and say something witty like "Do you have one of these?" And then all the girls would be after me, because we all know they like dumbass sports people. If I was black, I would be the basketball team captain and basically the sports leader. Next time I point at a dog and say 'dawg', people will laugh rather than verbally abuse me.

And if somebody called me a racist name, it'd be cool because I could whip out a knife and stick it in their gut. Nobody would give it a second look, because that's what black people do, right? Also, I won't look like a creep next time I shave my head.

If there was a treatment to turn me black, I would totally take it.

Featuring the faggotest faggot in the history of faggots.

No, it's not me.

China is over-rated. The food is shit and the plane journey is rubbish even with entertainent systems. The only good part is that even the most unpopular English guy is hugely popular in China since white people are strangely uncommon.

NEWSFLASH!!!!1
Asian men don't actually have tiny penises. I went swimming three times and checked in the changing rooms. They were mostly average or large. That's not gay by the way.

I'll be making The Sick Collection V soon, but I can't for a few days since I've got stuff to do. Toodles.

I'm going to China for a week, see you all later. I probably won't have the interwebs equipped, so I won't reply to any comments, PMs, etc. Or be posting, but I barely post at all any more so it is no big issue. Which means that the only reason this will get seen is because I'm about to post on every single persons user page who I ever 'hung with' when I was a cool kid.

Also, if you have any ideas for flash but don't own it, tell me and I'll make it, with you as co-author. Yeah, I'm being a lazy fucker but I need inspiration. Whatever you do, don't ask me to make proper flash. These are examples of the kind of things I want: 1, 2, 3, 4.

ALSO, P-Bot seems to think I'm a pretty cool guy. Not only a cool guy, but a cool guy worth making his 2000th post about. Which is undeniably true. Since the names weren't alphabetically, I can only assume that they were listed in order of awesomeness, with the third name first. Praise plz.

Edit:
That's pretty impossible to read. It says "We have submissions by the following sexy artists." My name is the one which isn't crossed out.