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Sidorio

My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

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I wish I was black

Posted by Sidorio - August 1st, 2008

Just think about it, I know I have.

My dick would be, like, four sizes bigger. If anybody in my class doubted me in any way, I could just flop out my cock and say something witty like "Do you have one of these?" And then all the girls would be after me, because we all know they like dumbass sports people. If I was black, I would be the basketball team captain and basically the sports leader. Next time I point at a dog and say 'dawg', people will laugh rather than verbally abuse me.

And if somebody called me a racist name, it'd be cool because I could whip out a knife and stick it in their gut. Nobody would give it a second look, because that's what black people do, right? Also, I won't look like a creep next time I shave my head.

If there was a treatment to turn me black, I would totally take it.

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Haruken 2008-08-01 10:44:52

0_o

Sidorio 2008-08-01 10:44:52

Better believe it bitch.

warrat 2008-08-01 10:47:01

it makes sense, i agree with you

Sidorio 2008-08-01 10:47:01

I'm good.

sinfulwolf 2008-08-01 10:58:39

Bigger cock eh? Well, is that length or width? and if you ever just randomly stabbed someone, I hope you get thrown in jail and raped up your ignorant ass.

Sidorio 2008-08-01 10:58:39

Bigger in both ways, I've always assumed. I've never actually had the pleasure of seeing a black mans cock unfortunately.

MonstahkiD 2008-08-01 12:40:26

well, i am black and i have to admit that it is great to be black!!!

Sidorio 2008-08-01 12:40:26

Fuck yeah. It's strange how it's only the crackers who call me racist.

funmaster 2008-08-04 09:55:57

you make a good point but if u got rich cops would be all over your ass for no reason and also ppl would lock there doors if thay saw you just hanging out mabe even call the cops on you and im not whight nor black im a native american and im saying your racist to your own extent means if u see a whight guy calling a another whight guy racists and the blacks have no problem with it then the whight guy should not have a problem

Sidorio 2008-08-04 09:55:57

No, I'd be like Samuel L. Jackson. Nobody ever calls the cops on him because he's just too cool.

thunderlord1231 2008-08-06 07:56:56

british are very over-sexed!

by the way they only found a way to make black people white (m. jackson)

Sidorio 2008-08-06 07:56:56

If it makes you feel better, I'm probably the most under-sexed person in Britain.

I wish I was black

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