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[Horror Scape: Chapter 1]

dragons

I am part Dragon in real life. I am very INTO dragons. I collect dragon figurines I have several hundred collectible dragon figurines with detachable wings on top of my dresser. They are all very rare and if anyone comes between me and my dragon collection I may just FREAK out. I will have a fit. They mean a lot to me, and if you say you are going to damage them in anyway I will be forced to protect them!! Is that clear?

CrippledPig responds:

That is perfectly clear... O_o

[I wanna be the flash game]

Exactly 400 deaths

Completed in just under two hours with precisely 400 deaths. Sure does feel like a waste of time.

[AltSHIFT]

Nothing new.

I haven't rated it down because of the payment scheme, I just couldn't rate it higher when it isn't a full game. After all, I can't be expected to rate something too highly when I completed it in under twenty minutes. This series needs something new beyond the art or it doesn't seem worth bringing out a new one.

[Tremerz]

I saved everybody except Burt.

That should not be allowed to happen in a Tremors game so I decucted two points.

[Sucrose Defense]

DRAGONS

I am part Dragon in real life. I am very INTO dragons. I collect dragon figurines I have several hundred collectible dragon figurines with detachable wings on top of my dresser. They are all very rare and if anyone comes between me and my dragon collection I may just FREAK out. I will have a fit. They mean a lot to me, and if you say you are going to damage them in anyway I will be forced to protect them!! Is that clear?

XweaselX responds:

I think you need some help mate!!

[A Bad Taste of Pico]

THIS GAME WAS GREAT

I ESPECIALLY LIKED KILLING THE CHILDREN.

Joelasticot responds:

It's obvious why they are:
It makes you feel like king!

[Dadgame]

My fingers are numb.

I'm not into games where you mash two keys together for twenty minutes. The lagginess made it less enjoyable, as did the the image quality which was much worse than I would have expected after viewing your other stuff. The game was quite easy and I completed it on normal mode, although I did not get all of the medals I should have - I haven't voted you down on this because it's the NG systems fault and not the game. Sound left a lot to be desired and wasn't anything like I'd come to expect from a Dad submission. The music, like the game, was repetitive. A lot of reviews have said how funny it is, but I must have missed every joke, except the random 'humour' which was alright in the films but didn't work out here. As a game it's alright, but it's not one I'd play again.

[BBS Awesome Points Quiz]

I got 22

Because I am a sexy slut.

[Avoid the Spikes!]

Epic

I like this game, I can see the hard work and the thought put into it..

I totally disagree with TheFishyOne, he says it's unoriginal, I think he kind of misses the point of the game..

I disliked having an immense amount of points and then losing them to a spike, but heck, otherwise it'd be to easy..

Good music, nice graphics, original idea. Great game overall, I look forward to the sequel

[Runes of Shalak]

Entertaining stuff

I think people are greatly exaggerating the difficulty. It's a fairly easy game, takes about half an hour to beat. And it was just too darn loveable to be frustrating.