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Posted by Sidorio - January 17th, 2008
So technically, we should all be frowning. That way, we build up our lip muscles, so we get better at kissing and us losers have a better chance of getting married. And from there, we have a better chance of reproducing and securing the longevity of the human race.
Fuck you, optimists.
This comment will make you smile.
I'm doing this just to piss you off, you will never build muscles in your lips and will never be a good kisser.
I have twelve girlfriends, and I've kissed them all real good and had sex with them all at the same time and everything.
Reminds of the time I benched 12 gazzilion times while giving my 13 girlfriends orgasms at the same time.
That's why I weight 6000 ibs because I'm all muscles.
Yeah well, you take steroids. And you're gay.
But frowning is a lot easier than smiling
Duh.
I like this theory. It smells nice.
Like roses.
The chocolates? I know the strawberry cream ones do actually smell like roses.
I haven't had roses in billions of years.
Me neither, to be honest.
And I kinda think this theory is a pile of bullhonkey, now. Why does our faces ache when we've smiled for too long yet it doesn't when we frown? If frowning uses more muscle, then you'd of thought that it'd be frowning that causes the aching.
An alternative theory? Looks like it'll be a race for the Nobel Prize this year.
I like the way you think.
I like the way you move.
Frowning is fun. Fuck optimists right in the neck.
With a screwdriver.
bagels.
bagels
It hurts when I smile anyway.
Yay, a new comment.
When I smile, I have to pay for more Gerber baby shit b/c mygirlfriend got pregnat.
sorjklfskS
lol
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don't forget the 3 muscul;es it takes to hit someone in the face =D
Azutom
My dick has more muscles than that. When I sex, I can lift the chick with my penis. Nolien, fortru.
Sidorio
Hahahaha, you don't have sex.