Doctor: I'm sorry mam. There's been an accident with the birth.
Woman: What's wrong?
Doctor: Your baby has been born with a rare mutation. Despite having two white parents, he's black.
Woman: Oh lawds, what shall we do? My husband and I can't afford that much chicken, let alone rap CDs.
Doctor: Don't worry, there's some good news.
Woman: What could possibly be good?
Doctor: It already got knifed.
Sidorio
LOL ZOMG SIDORIO KEEP UP TEH GUD WORK