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My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

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To you, perceptive reader, I bequeth my history

Posted by Sidorio - August 19th, 2010


I have a certain level of disdain for individuals who treat the internet seriously. As such, I never reveal genuine information about myself on Newgrounds and, as a whole, Sidorio is a character. It's fair to say that this account is similar to me to as a real life person, but features and mannerisms are exaggerated because you can do that on the internet and get away with things you never usually could in the real world. That's what I like about Newgrounds and that's what I like about the four and a half years I've spent here.

But unfortunately I'm now going to treat the internet seriously and devulge some information about myself. In January 2009, I made a news post claiming that I was going to leave Newgrounds because I felt that it was best to distance myself before I went to university. I quickly came back. Last year, all I knew is that I wanted to go to university, so I hastily applied for a place at Kent to do a degree in History. I proceeded to fail my exams and did not get this place. I've not told anybody this over the internet before and I'm sure you don't care so I'll get it over with quickly. To cut a long story short, I've spent this last year redoing two of my subjects and reconsidering things. I decided that I instead wanted to do my degree in American Studies with History (feel free to laugh like everybody else does when I tell them) at a different university. Today, following A-Level Results Round Two, I secured a place there with an A* and an A grade to go with a C from last year.

As I'm sure you most have gathered by now, I don't plan to continue visiting Newgrounds when I leave Plymouth next month on the 23rd of September. Firstly, I want everybody to know that I'm not doing this because I've got bored with NG like so many people do before they leave. I still love this site and would continue to browse it if I'd failed this years exams as well. That's why it's a good time to leave, so we have a high point to remember it by. I'll miss it but it'll be better than just fading out.

I'm resigned to the fact that I won't make the top contributors list and that my flash days are coming to an end. I'll be posting my final submissions over the next couple of weeks. For a while I wasn't sure what to do about my final flash and I'd originally planned for it to be good old Brackenwood sex as usual. But I think that I might like to make something else - some sort of encyclopedia of all the flash I've made. Few will watch it and it'll get a poor score but I want people to know that I wasn't a mindless spammer. Every single one of my submissions has a story behind it and I'd like to share them.

As for the community, there's so much to say. I've decided not to post a list of people who mean a lot to me because invariably I will forget somebody. But you probably know who you are. In fact, if you're reading this then there's a good chance you're one of the many people who I've known and loved on this website. As much as it sickens me to say, given my stance on taking the internet seriously, I do consider you all to be friends. Not in the conventional sense I suppose, but I'm sure I'll remember you and you have shaped me as a person - after all, I have been visiting Newgrounds for nearly a quarter of my life.

So there we go. I'm struggling to think of what more I can say without boring you. I'm not leaving straight away though, and I plan to continue as normal until the date I leave. At that point, I will stop responding to comments, PMs and reviews. The night before, I'll probably pay a visit to the user pages of a select few and say a quick goodbye because this is quite a big deal to me as I will miss you. I hope you all go on to productive lives when you also leave.

Let's not overburden ourselves and be sad about this though because like I said, it's a real high point to be leaving on and I'll have nothing but good memories of this place. I certainly hope you've got good memories of me. And if you haven't, well fuck you anyway, you're probably taking the internet too seriously.

Febuary 2006 - September 2010
Goodnight Sweet Prince

To you, perceptive reader, I bequeth my history


Comments (153)

To those with a short attention span: The TL;DR version.
Ahem.
"BAI GUYS I HATE YOU ALL LOL"
Now that I've done that, good riddance you faggot.

Oh you!

I'm a regular Casanove allright.

Casanova has sex with lots of women, not little boys.

Farwell My friend I shall miss your clever antics.

Ah there you are. I was hoping you'd comment because I wanted to let you know that you are one of the lovely people I was talking about, despite your horrible fetishes. I'll miss those tasteful pictures on your user page.

Contrary to popular beliefs I have never had sex with anyone.

Yes, me neither. It would seem like the ones who make the most references to fucking children are the most likely never to fuck anybody.

It's probably the clothes we wear. Or don't wear.

Let's agree that it's entirely due to that.

And it would be the first time we'd agree about anything.

I've changed my mind.

also cocks

Always related.

Why would you leave Newgrounds just because you need to study more? If I can find time, so can you! Man up!

It's not that, I just feel that things should have a definite ending and that this is the logical end to my Newgroundsing and flashing. That ways it's like a good tv show with a great final episode rather than one that got shitty and was canceled.

You know, for a minute I though how I would miss you because you're the number one troll, but then I decided that you really need to fuck off. Fag.

You better be nice to me on my last day.

Or you could be like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and always run somewhere.

I've got no intention of being black.

FUCK YOU DON'T LEAVE, WHO WILL TEND TO MY SEXUAL NEEDS?
ALSO WILL YOU BE STILL ON NOOGRUNDZ ON SEPTEMBER THE 8TH CAUSE THAT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY MANG. ALSO GOODBYE TILL THEN.

ALSO I WILL BE ON NEWGROUNDS FOR SEPTEMBER 11TH WHICH IS MY FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR

HA I WAS RIGHT.

WELL YOU'RE JUST FUCKING AMAZING

BIG FUCKING WALL OF TEXT

TL;DR
BAI GUYS I HATE YOU ALL LOL

I WAS CORRECT..ALSO.

YES BUT I TOLD YOU AND YOU KNEW ONLY HALF THE STORY

IF YOU LEAVE I WILL PROBABLY GET DEPRESSED AND IT WILL LEAD TO SITTING IN THE HOUSE NAKED COVERED IN FLOUR LISTENING TO 90'S SONGS WHILE I CUT SECTIONS OF MY PENIS OFF WITH A BLUNT KNIFE AND PUT THEM ON A PLATE.

Don't use a blunt knife. It won't cut effectively.

I still don't really understand why you intend to leave. To focus on student life I suppose?

Congratulations on the results though, they are very impressive.

& you will be missed.

It's a mixture of things I suppose. Firstly, I feel that I have to have a definite final flash to sum it all up because I enjoy making them and I do consider them all to be connected, if you can believe that. This feels like a good time to end it. And since flash has been my main contribution to Newgrounds, it feels like a good time to leave the site altogether and focus on new things.

HAD FUN ON LBP I HOPE.

SURE DID

Fag

If I was still a mod I'd ban you so hard right now.

WELL, SHEEIT

DAYUM NIGGER

If I'm not nice to people I like why would I be nice to you?

Because you like me really and don't want anybody to know.

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