Because I'm MAD AS FUCK right now. The reason? Well, as none of you know, I have slowly been nearing the tenth position on the Newgrounds list of top flash contributors. For the last few weeks I've been in eleventh place and have needed 156 submissions to make the top ten. I thought I was only two submissions away, until I discovered that THIS COCK DEVOURING WHORE has knocked me into twelfth place by submitting 158 flashes. Although the top ten list is no place for a woman, she continues to submit at a rapid pace which matches and even exceeds my 2008 output. I have until the 22nd of September to reach 174 submissions (thereby guaranteeing tenth place as she will most likely continue to submit at a higher rate than me) if I am ever to reach my life-long dream of appearing on that meaningless list. And that's bad news because 154 submissions is an awful lot of ideas and I've got "writer's" block. I may just slit my wrists now.
Also, somebody please tell Timmy that I respect and agree with his actions and would suggest that he extend the time period to several years.
Ptero
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Sidorio
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