My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.
Age 33, Male
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Plymouth, England
Joined on 2/13/06
Posted by Sidorio - July 20th, 2010
I am part Dragon in real life. I am very INTO dragons. I collect dragon figurines I have several hundred collectible dragon figurines with detachable wings on top of my dresser. They are all very rare and if anyone comes between me and my dragon collection I may just FREAK out. I will have a fit. They mean a lot to me, and if you say you are going to damage them in anyway I will be forced to protect them!! Is that clear?
AW FUCK I CLICKED FINLAND'S LINK. MY EYES.
WHY WOULD YOU CLICK HIS LINK WHEN WE HAD PREVIOUSLY STATED IT WAS DILDOS?
I thought you were using the expression dildos. As in, crap.
Sure, sure.
DID YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THAT APPLE OR SHOULD I HAVE MADE A THREAD(S)
I FUCKING LOVE THAT APPLE MORE THAN MRFINLAND'S SHIT THREAD.
I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE THAT NEW SIMS THAT ALL THE COOL CATS ARE TALKING ABOUT I COULD DO IT FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE.
HANG ON
HANG ON
WHY DON'T I DO IT WITH SIMS 2 AND YOU DO IT WITH SIMS 3?
IT WILL BE LIKE A RAP BATTLE ON OUR RESPECTIVE NEWS POSTS
hey thats cool i liek dragons 2 lol!
PHONEY
I now know what to get you for Christmas.
Presumably some sort of dildo?
Well, actually sims 3 takes about an hour to load up and an hour to stop fucking my computer in the nose.
Fear not, Sims 2 is reinstalling as we type.
I could install sims 2 as it is not very laggy except in-game. But it would be pretty much the same except different houses and character looks. Thus I will not be doing this.
The Sims 2 is being a piece of shit right now.
^ It's going to be fucking awesome.
You had a propeller hat but then the game broke.
If one of your dragons is named Timothy, I may have had a sexual encounter with it.
I'm fairly sure you'd do it regardless of the name.
I had a fucking propeller hat. Goddamn I bet I was the hawtest.
You were one of three that I made before it broke. MrFinland was a huge emo and I was a was a transexual.
Be sure to kill MrFinland on the Sims thing.
Spoilers: it ends with horrific deaths.
Do it Sidorio. Cape that child.
It'd make a change from the rape.
Does Sims 2 have those goals or whatever? If so please make my Sim's thingy Love, so I can fuck anything that moves.
Chinese translator says:
Do it Sid orio, conduct sex without permission to the infant.
Murray
Hell yeah!
Sidorio
Indeed.