I'd like to share some faggotry with you. Some very own home-grown faggotry, which I have compiled using that thing Citricsquid made. Not all of it is 100% faggot but most of it is, and comes entirely from my 323 threads.

Wombats - first thread and all.

Dinosaurs - scroll down for 13-year old rage which makes me sick to look back on. Twice.

My Film - self whoring out of a shitty, shitty pornographic film I made.

Bob vs the rainforest - same fucking thing without porn.

The guy in the tank - derailed my own thread to tell somebody off for having a copyrighted username.

Help! - I honestly have never had a pus-leaking carpet burn.

My cousin is a faggot - attention seeking lies.

Night of the Buffalo - this one just makes me want to die.

Lost=Shit - ploar bears.

Am I a freak? - evidently so.

Who is the real culprit? - by 'me and my friend' I actually meant ' me and my mother'.

Deep Blue Sea in ten minutes - that was inexpected.

Die, Mario, Die! - Wade thinks I'm a failure.

Filming masturbation for money - you are a faget and just want to see men jack off

My cousin killed my gerbil - never actually happened.

The fence - ever heard of 'The Boy In The Striped Pajamas'?

Brere Rabbit is fucking retarded - South Africans

Seriously mess up story - Ice Climber II

Morally right? - baby dick stroking.

Everybody type without looking - ten pages that nobody will read.

I murdered a hedgehog - 'faggoty looking hedgehog'.

Sick fucks - get out bart im piss

My gerbil is trying to kill me - more lies.

England - because I happened to have a spare picture of Vinnie Jones with red eyes.

Harry Potter Spoilers - because I was angsty about the actual spoilers.

Harry Potter is unbeleviable - I stole the joke.

Fucking MSN retards - grammer

Big black bald people with no hair - just some fetish thread.

Awesome Saw IV plot twist revealed - well I thought it was funny.

Why, Youtube? - "Sidorio, you're so fucking awesome, have tons of friends and are most certainly not a sixteen year old virgin loser."

I saw a guy in an NG shirt - moar lies

Clown blowjob - back in the day when I was scared of porn.

Less than half an hour until HSM 2 - I actually did watch High School Musical 2.

Silly NG, you polluted my innocence - black people love chicken pie.

Pissing in the shower - yeah, whatever.

Newgrounds Webcomic - I worked fucking hard on that comic and got no responses.

Beastility ad - I did click the link really.

Highest abortion rate in the world - suck on that, Liverpool.

Incest: The Board Game - I regret to say that this one is true.

I just made a ten year old cry - best day of my life.

Serious talk about willies and such - many babies.

If dogs could masturbate... - third masturbation topic.

Velociraptors of my mind - I still do this.

What would you do? - incest, again.

Tomorrow is Newgrounds Wank Day - I think only I participated.

Goatse - no comment.

If the BBS was Lost... - what about the ploar bears?

Any weapon for a leg? - this shit turns me on.

Boy expelled for being a pedo - turned out she gave him the pictures.

Weird phobias - I am still terrified of this.

Date rape - failed that project.

Tired of being lonely? Turn gay - based on experience.

Sucking dicks for cash - £1

Sucking dicks for cash - more of the same.

Hang on, Google - so many sex topics.

I do not like black cocks - just kidding.

If it weren't for Wade Fulp... - or would you?

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And now here's a few that slightly amused me.

Fill in the gap and win an e-cookie. - the answer is wings.

Sell your babies - E-bay B

Chose your own epic adventure! - with plenty of spelling errors.

My teacher is naked on the internet - I consider this to be my best ever thread due to maintaining an obvious lie for ten pages.

I suggest we kill all the horses - McHorse Burger.

Can ghosts masturbate? - origins of ectoplasm.

My 7 year old brother was wanking -this one acually happened.

Things you used to believe - I also thought that to have gay sex, you had to stretch open your dick hole and have another guy put his dick in the gap.

Design a terrible, terrible prequel - Passion of the Christ II

Women? - chest testicles

Serious Question - obviously Drake

Incest comic - 'fuckstick'

If life was a vidoe game... - I know what I'd be doing.

11th of September, 2001 - never forget.

Happy Birthday, Mariobro42! - if you missed out on Mariobro42 and his antics, you deserve to die.

im on my brothers account - more A+ trolling.

hai guys i saw some boobs - this did happen.

Madeline McCann - still haven't seen series four.

The Snowman - huge kiddy dick.

I need to impress a girl - I drew Pickachu on my penis and flopped it out while she was on the toilet. Where did I go wrong?

"Pokemon are gay" says Ash Ketchum - these are getting too recent to properly qualify anyway.

I wish I was black - some amusing racism.

How I first realised Newgrounds is American - doesn't count as racism.

Spot the photoshop - At least I thought it was clever.

Mr Incredible - not so incredible.

In b4 nobody reads any of them or comments.