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Sidorio
My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

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I think I have a stalker

Posted by Sidorio - August 31st, 2009


I haven't seen anybody following me around, but I'm far too good looking not to have one. Logical assumption really.


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What about me? *raises eyebrow*

I'm your stalker.

Actually, I'm watching you masturbate right now.

In real life I could go to jail for that sort of thing.

You can't possibly have just one stalker.

No, you're right. There's probably a whole league of these bad boys.

Dude back the fuck off you pussy ass little bitch
Just because your submissions suck ass
Grows some balls

Learn some grammar, you fucking retard.

Are you talking about old ladies?

Old men.

Maybe you should follow atteactive women, listen to their phone conversations, go through their garbage and send them threatning mail just to find out if their stalking you.

One step ahead of you there. I've got at least five years experience in this field.

Your humor amuses me.

Cock joke.

Thats one real psycho bitch on your pic

She just loves bread. Nothing sinister.

Fuck, I hope he doesnt catch me

Do you really think he has the time of day to be stalking in both England and Canada?

Any upcoming flashes that I should look forward to?

I'm banned until just before Madness Day, but I haven't figured out what I'll submit for that.

Ok I think I know what you look like. You're 18 live in England so you have disgusting teeth. Also, you have no job live with your parents and think that you're tough shit saying that you have a big dick over the internet. Wow, you're not pathetic.

My penis is so big I need a third trouser leg.

I'd be honored to collab with you on Madness Day then.

What do you have in mind?

Well, I just accidentally fucked up my nearly-finished flash, so I'll do anything now. You have 105 submissions, so I'm pretty sure you'll come up with some witty and clever ideas for Madness Day. Let me know if I can do anything.

I have an idea that involves us and Asalraalaikum. We should discuss it via PM.

That seems relevant to my interests. PM me when you're ready to reveal your devious plot.

My mouse hand is moving to the top of the screen.

im not sure man sorry but my honest opinion would be a concrete pillow that might be able to stop you from biting pillows

Biting pillows? Is that a euphemism?

All want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips to give to the fat bitches.

Are the fat bitches hoes?

''My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework''

*LAFF*

http://sidorio.newgrounds.com/new s/post/294800

Fuckin idiot

How's your underage girlfriend? Had plenty of statutory rape lately?