MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED

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Sidorio

My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

Age 33, Male

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Plymouth, England

Joined on 2/13/06

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MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED

Posted by Sidorio - May 28th, 2009

NO MORE WILL I MAKE GAY LITTLE NEWS POSTS. IT IS TIME FOR ME TO GET USED TO THE NEWGROUNDS ATMOSPHERE AND TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT NO MATTER THE COST.

But seriously, it shouldn't fucking matter if I'm leaving or not, because this whole fear I have of being forgotten is unfounded. I still remember users who've been gone for three years, and I'm sure you'll all remember me as the sexy beast I am if I do drift away. And anyway, you're all just pixels on a screen and I love you so.

But that's mostly besides the point because I've looked back over my previous news posts and discovered that people only seem to leave a lot of comments if I post something ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS. Ahem.

Sidorio - doing anything for attention since 2006. Honestly, there's something wrong with me.

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Duffi 2009-05-28 11:57:47

That's a pretty weird looking cock.

Sidorio 2009-05-28 11:57:47

It looks like it has to really stretch itself out to cum.

Emi 2009-05-28 16:08:53

You big tease.

Sidorio 2009-05-28 16:08:53

Cocktease.

homor 2009-05-28 16:23:39

is that Miley Cirus and a giant deformed black cock?

Sidorio 2009-05-28 16:23:39

I think it may be. Or is it Hannah Montana?

Emi 2009-05-28 16:25:22

I hope you remember me.

Sidorio 2009-05-28 16:25:22

I remember you from, like, eight years ago. You kepy bullying me and calling me a fag.

WikkiXS 2009-05-31 06:19:56

You're one fucked up cupcake! I love you.

Sidorio 2009-05-31 06:19:56

Cupcake? I can assure you, I am not edible.

Knights 2009-06-06 15:17:02

I fucking love you, man.

Sidorio 2009-06-06 15:17:02

I can see why.

Doberman 2009-06-06 16:03:58

Get jiggy with it.

Also, I wuv you, darling.

We still have to wait until our 2nd anniversary though :c

Sidorio 2009-06-06 16:03:58

Also, extra characters so I can post this.

mohhamed-xs 2010-05-21 10:43:26

WOW!111111 hot suck balls!1111111
HOT HOT :D i feel feel my penis. :D

Sidorio 2010-05-21 10:43:26

Why are you like that?

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