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    My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

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    An offer you can't refuse

    Posted by Sidorio - December 23rd, 2008


    As the unoriginal cunt I am, I'd like to make a proposition to all you fags who don't have flash out there: I will make you a flash.

    But wait, there's more to this exciting adventure. I will make whatever you say. Every single suggestion. Every single comment that gets left, which provides details on what flash you want made, will be transformed into an epicly shitty movie.

    The idea is that it's a joke. I want you to think of really funny shit. Preferably I'm looking for loops which last a couple of frames but still get a laugh out of stupid people like myself. Joke quiz games are cool too. I'll make anything though.

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    RULES LOL
    Nothing is off limits unless it will get me deleted. So nudity is awesome, but child nudity isn't.
    If you ask me to make something that is good, for example, featuring proper voice acting, I'll delete your comment and pretend it didn't exist.
    Be detailed. Tell me which song you want used and where you want everything to be.
    I'll co-author you, but only if you want to be. Tell me if you do or I'll assume you don't.
    It won't be good. It'll be a joke. So I can't promise it will pass. But it probably will.

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    SO FAR
    Cock Rockets
    Christmas Cock Rockets
    A Pissy Christmas
    Cock Rocket Adventures
    Saints Of Jovaland
    Muffin Dating Sim
    Salty Dogs
    BBS Life Thing
    Meatspin: The Animated Version
    Scat

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    So then, hit me with your ideas. Or don't. Whatever floats your boat.


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    Cock-rockets flying around to the theme of South Park.

    Fuck yeah. Consider it made.

    fag

    Yes, I am a homosexual.

    I've got an idea for the sequel.

    Cock rockets flying around to some shitty Christmas carol. Then it'd be bound to end up in the Christmas collection.

    Four Chistmas submissions in one year? Sexy.

    Maybe you could do a spoof of A Pwanchi Christmas we could call it a Pissy Christmas or something. I don't know what song we could use, yeah you can co-author me.

    Oh, sexy. I've got the perfect idea. This might take a few days to make though, but check your co-author list.

    Your Advent Calender made it to the Christmas 2008 collection!

    Well hot piss.

    Do i add you or wait for you to add me?

    I add you to my list, at which point you confirm that this is cool.

    This is cool, added me yet?

    You just need to approve me using the portal buddies option in your account settings.

    Approved, didn't see that at first.

    No problemo sailor.

    5'd both of them.

    Good work soldier.

    First 1 passed wahoo!

    Both have great scores.

    Cock Rockets passed.

    Now, what will happen to the Christmas edition.

    It's not in the collection yet. Boo.

    Also, I've got another idea that could bring the cock rockets franchise further then ever. A game named 'Cock Rocket Adventures'. With a name like that you don't even need a decent flash. Just shove a moveable cock-rocket on the screen.

    OH, MAN. I ORGASMED WHEN I READ THE TITLE. Will make.

    Merry Christmas to you to, Pornomon.

    And Sidorio.

    Merry Christmas, sir.

    Yes, merry Christmas to me.

    Rock Fockets.

    Like cock rockets but with more rocks and focks.

    What's a fock?

    Cock rocket adventures is going to take Newgrounds by storm. Due to this fact I request to take 20% of the income as the visionary behind it.

    Agreed, but only if I get director credits when the film is released.

    And I don't know what focks are.

    Fucking focks.

    Can't we share the glory of the film?

    If not, I shall not supply all of my concepts for future episodes of the great series.

    Okay, we're both directors. Just keep the juice flowing.

    And by that, I am not referencing something sexual.

    I was thinking, how about a muffin dating simulation to go with my name? XD

    A gay simulator it is.

    Pirates fighting each others with two huge cocks as swords. Preferably a short loop.

    More cock jokes? Fabulous.

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