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My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

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To those with a short attention span: The TL;DR version.
Ahem.
"BAI GUYS I HATE YOU ALL LOL"
Now that I've done that, good riddance you faggot.

Oh you!

I'm a regular Casanove allright.

Casanova has sex with lots of women, not little boys.

Farwell My friend I shall miss your clever antics.

Ah there you are. I was hoping you'd comment because I wanted to let you know that you are one of the lovely people I was talking about, despite your horrible fetishes. I'll miss those tasteful pictures on your user page.

Contrary to popular beliefs I have never had sex with anyone.

Yes, me neither. It would seem like the ones who make the most references to fucking children are the most likely never to fuck anybody.

It's probably the clothes we wear. Or don't wear.

Let's agree that it's entirely due to that.

And it would be the first time we'd agree about anything.

I've changed my mind.

also cocks

Always related.

Why would you leave Newgrounds just because you need to study more? If I can find time, so can you! Man up!

It's not that, I just feel that things should have a definite ending and that this is the logical end to my Newgroundsing and flashing. That ways it's like a good tv show with a great final episode rather than one that got shitty and was canceled.

You know, for a minute I though how I would miss you because you're the number one troll, but then I decided that you really need to fuck off. Fag.

You better be nice to me on my last day.

Or you could be like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and always run somewhere.

I've got no intention of being black.

FUCK YOU DON'T LEAVE, WHO WILL TEND TO MY SEXUAL NEEDS?
ALSO WILL YOU BE STILL ON NOOGRUNDZ ON SEPTEMBER THE 8TH CAUSE THAT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY MANG. ALSO GOODBYE TILL THEN.

ALSO I WILL BE ON NEWGROUNDS FOR SEPTEMBER 11TH WHICH IS MY FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR

HA I WAS RIGHT.

WELL YOU'RE JUST FUCKING AMAZING

BIG FUCKING WALL OF TEXT

TL;DR
BAI GUYS I HATE YOU ALL LOL

I WAS CORRECT..ALSO.

YES BUT I TOLD YOU AND YOU KNEW ONLY HALF THE STORY

IF YOU LEAVE I WILL PROBABLY GET DEPRESSED AND IT WILL LEAD TO SITTING IN THE HOUSE NAKED COVERED IN FLOUR LISTENING TO 90'S SONGS WHILE I CUT SECTIONS OF MY PENIS OFF WITH A BLUNT KNIFE AND PUT THEM ON A PLATE.

Don't use a blunt knife. It won't cut effectively.

I still don't really understand why you intend to leave. To focus on student life I suppose?

Congratulations on the results though, they are very impressive.

& you will be missed.

It's a mixture of things I suppose. Firstly, I feel that I have to have a definite final flash to sum it all up because I enjoy making them and I do consider them all to be connected, if you can believe that. This feels like a good time to end it. And since flash has been my main contribution to Newgrounds, it feels like a good time to leave the site altogether and focus on new things.

HAD FUN ON LBP I HOPE.

SURE DID

Fag

If I was still a mod I'd ban you so hard right now.

WELL, SHEEIT

DAYUM NIGGER

If I'm not nice to people I like why would I be nice to you?

Because you like me really and don't want anybody to know.

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