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Sidorio
My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

Age 33, Male

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Plymouth, England

Joined on 2/13/06

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Comments

So you're quitting NG, huh?

IT'S A SURPRISE I CAN'T TELL YOU

BUT I'M RIGHT, RIGHT?

I CANNOT DEVULGE THAT INFORMATION

were u in the sunshine crew bac in the day?

Back in the day alright. At one point I had over fifty Sunshine submissions. I later deleted them all because I was trying to make a serious flash collab but nobody took me seriously because of the Sunshine.

Cock rockets in iraq! Aid the troops! k.

Fuck da po-lice.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS. TEEHEE SUCK MY DICK.

NO YOU DON'T

NO NOT COCK ROCKETS IN IRAQ

MOAR LIEK

SADDLE UP COCK ROCKETS!
Wild west and stuff.

THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA BUT I DON'T THINK IT CAN SERVE AS A FINAL EPISODE

OKAY
COCK ROCKETS: THE FINAL BATTLE.
THEY FACE OFF AGAISNT THE DISLEXIC DICKS IN AN EPIC DUEL OF DICK TOUCHING.

NO FUCK YOU I'M DOING COCK ROCKETS GO HOME

Oh and I FORGOT TO SAY I know what's happening cause uh you told me when I was like "GET RED DEAD REDEMPTION."

YEAH I KNOW YOU THINK YOU KNOW BUT ARE YOU SURE I'M NOT TRICKING YOU?

WHAT. YOU ALWAYS USED TO SAY OVER A COLD GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THAT YOU PREFERRED ME OVER SIRFINLAND.

HE DOES BULLY ME OFTEN

IN THE OLD DAYS YOU DID. IN THE DAYS OF COTTON PICKING AND BICYCLES.

CUE RACSIST JOKE