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Sidorio
My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

Age 32, Male

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Plymouth, England

Joined on 2/13/06

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Comments

Don't kill yourself, I don't want to live in a world without Sidorio!

I wouldn't either.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU GAY.

OH YOU

Make a flash with a dancing sloth in it! A sloth that dances and rapes a man!

Consider this made. You can be co-author if you want.

i love you

i like crabs
so you should too
the crabs exist for me and you
we share their oh so gracious gift
and dance together in a chair lift

I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR FACE IF I SEE YOU AGAIN

stfu

Okay.

happy birthday! =) hope it's a good one. it's okay, i'm pretty immature too.

IT WAS TERRIBLE

I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE ONE >:(

But then I got banned for telling some faggot where to go.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE KILL THAT MOD WHAT DONE IT

I definetly need to see the sloth-flash!

I've planned out the rape scene quite graphically in my head. I might call it Sloth Rape: The Musical.

Happy 100! Worlds most dedicated... erm... maker of disturbing flashes.

What can I say? I'm dedicated to my fans.

You actually made that sloth movie!

Hey buddy, I couldn't refuse a gem like that. Next up is the phallus collab featuring phallus.

LOL I WUD HAV MAD WUN BOOT I DUNT KNO U

I remember you. I recall that you once said you liked the taste of sandpaper.

OMFG WHOS BIRTHDAY WAS LIEK ATE DHEYS AGO!? U NEVAR SED!

I said it in the first line.

NUH UH

Learn to read, faggot.

L2type fagget.

wat do u mean

You deserve a kiss! Get here and kiss me! You sexy beast!

Kiss a girl? Yuck.

I like popsicle penis.

You're just being annoying now.

You're 18 so act like one! Get drunk and find a gun.

My kingdom does not allow guns.

Are you serious about your birthday? Are you serious that nobody made
you a birthday thread?

Yes, I am. I nearly killed myself over it.