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To you, perceptive reader, I bequeth my history

2010-08-19 13:48:12 by Sidorio
Updated

I have a certain level of disdain for individuals who treat the internet seriously. As such, I never reveal genuine information about myself on Newgrounds and, as a whole, Sidorio is a character. It's fair to say that this account is similar to me to as a real life person, but features and mannerisms are exaggerated because you can do that on the internet and get away with things you never usually could in the real world. That's what I like about Newgrounds and that's what I like about the four and a half years I've spent here.

But unfortunately I'm now going to treat the internet seriously and devulge some information about myself. In January 2009, I made a news post claiming that I was going to leave Newgrounds because I felt that it was best to distance myself before I went to university. I quickly came back. Last year, all I knew is that I wanted to go to university, so I hastily applied for a place at Kent to do a degree in History. I proceeded to fail my exams and did not get this place. I've not told anybody this over the internet before and I'm sure you don't care so I'll get it over with quickly. To cut a long story short, I've spent this last year redoing two of my subjects and reconsidering things. I decided that I instead wanted to do my degree in American Studies with History (feel free to laugh like everybody else does when I tell them) at a different university. Today, following A-Level Results Round Two, I secured a place there with an A* and an A grade to go with a C from last year.

As I'm sure you most have gathered by now, I don't plan to continue visiting Newgrounds when I leave Plymouth next month on the 23rd of September. Firstly, I want everybody to know that I'm not doing this because I've got bored with NG like so many people do before they leave. I still love this site and would continue to browse it if I'd failed this years exams as well. That's why it's a good time to leave, so we have a high point to remember it by. I'll miss it but it'll be better than just fading out.

I'm resigned to the fact that I won't make the top contributors list and that my flash days are coming to an end. I'll be posting my final submissions over the next couple of weeks. For a while I wasn't sure what to do about my final flash and I'd originally planned for it to be good old Brackenwood sex as usual. But I think that I might like to make something else - some sort of encyclopedia of all the flash I've made. Few will watch it and it'll get a poor score but I want people to know that I wasn't a mindless spammer. Every single one of my submissions has a story behind it and I'd like to share them.

As for the community, there's so much to say. I've decided not to post a list of people who mean a lot to me because invariably I will forget somebody. But you probably know who you are. In fact, if you're reading this then there's a good chance you're one of the many people who I've known and loved on this website. As much as it sickens me to say, given my stance on taking the internet seriously, I do consider you all to be friends. Not in the conventional sense I suppose, but I'm sure I'll remember you and you have shaped me as a person - after all, I have been visiting Newgrounds for nearly a quarter of my life.

So there we go. I'm struggling to think of what more I can say without boring you. I'm not leaving straight away though, and I plan to continue as normal until the date I leave. At that point, I will stop responding to comments, PMs and reviews. The night before, I'll probably pay a visit to the user pages of a select few and say a quick goodbye because this is quite a big deal to me as I will miss you. I hope you all go on to productive lives when you also leave.

Let's not overburden ourselves and be sad about this though because like I said, it's a real high point to be leaving on and I'll have nothing but good memories of this place. I certainly hope you've got good memories of me. And if you haven't, well fuck you anyway, you're probably taking the internet too seriously.

Febuary 2006 - September 2010
Goodnight Sweet Prince

To you, perceptive reader, I bequeth my history


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SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-19 14:10:22

To those with a short attention span: The TL;DR version.
Ahem.
"BAI GUYS I HATE YOU ALL LOL"
Now that I've done that, good riddance you faggot.

Sidorio responds:

Oh you!


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-19 14:16:58

I'm a regular Casanove allright.

Sidorio responds:

Casanova has sex with lots of women, not little boys.


kisamekisame

2010-08-19 14:24:02

Farwell My friend I shall miss your clever antics.

Sidorio responds:

Ah there you are. I was hoping you'd comment because I wanted to let you know that you are one of the lovely people I was talking about, despite your horrible fetishes. I'll miss those tasteful pictures on your user page.


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-19 14:32:29

Contrary to popular beliefs I have never had sex with anyone.

Sidorio responds:

Yes, me neither. It would seem like the ones who make the most references to fucking children are the most likely never to fuck anybody.


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-19 14:39:19

It's probably the clothes we wear. Or don't wear.

Sidorio responds:

Let's agree that it's entirely due to that.


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-19 14:44:32

And it would be the first time we'd agree about anything.

Sidorio responds:

I've changed my mind.


Ronald-McDonald-LoLRonald-McDonald-LoL

2010-08-19 15:42:37

also cocks

Sidorio responds:

Always related.


LareLare

2010-08-19 15:48:38

Why would you leave Newgrounds just because you need to study more? If I can find time, so can you! Man up!

Sidorio responds:

It's not that, I just feel that things should have a definite ending and that this is the logical end to my Newgroundsing and flashing. That ways it's like a good tv show with a great final episode rather than one that got shitty and was canceled.


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-19 17:10:16

You know, for a minute I though how I would miss you because you're the number one troll, but then I decided that you really need to fuck off. Fag.

Sidorio responds:

You better be nice to me on my last day.


LareLare

2010-08-19 18:57:03

Or you could be like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and always run somewhere.

Sidorio responds:

I've got no intention of being black.


DicktationDicktation

2010-08-19 18:59:34

FUCK YOU DON'T LEAVE, WHO WILL TEND TO MY SEXUAL NEEDS?
ALSO WILL YOU BE STILL ON NOOGRUNDZ ON SEPTEMBER THE 8TH CAUSE THAT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY MANG. ALSO GOODBYE TILL THEN.

Sidorio responds:

ALSO I WILL BE ON NEWGROUNDS FOR SEPTEMBER 11TH WHICH IS MY FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR


PteroPtero

2010-08-19 20:26:46

HA I WAS RIGHT.

Sidorio responds:

WELL YOU'RE JUST FUCKING AMAZING


phrozonfirephrozonfire

2010-08-19 21:45:12

BIG FUCKING WALL OF TEXT

Sidorio responds:

TL;DR
BAI GUYS I HATE YOU ALL LOL


DicktationDicktation

2010-08-20 02:04:56

I WAS CORRECT..ALSO.

Sidorio responds:

YES BUT I TOLD YOU AND YOU KNEW ONLY HALF THE STORY


DicktationDicktation

2010-08-20 05:45:41

IF YOU LEAVE I WILL PROBABLY GET DEPRESSED AND IT WILL LEAD TO SITTING IN THE HOUSE NAKED COVERED IN FLOUR LISTENING TO 90'S SONGS WHILE I CUT SECTIONS OF MY PENIS OFF WITH A BLUNT KNIFE AND PUT THEM ON A PLATE.

Sidorio responds:

Don't use a blunt knife. It won't cut effectively.


karategangsterkarategangster

2010-08-20 06:24:35

I still don't really understand why you intend to leave. To focus on student life I suppose?

Congratulations on the results though, they are very impressive.

& you will be missed.

Sidorio responds:

It's a mixture of things I suppose. Firstly, I feel that I have to have a definite final flash to sum it all up because I enjoy making them and I do consider them all to be connected, if you can believe that. This feels like a good time to end it. And since flash has been my main contribution to Newgrounds, it feels like a good time to leave the site altogether and focus on new things.


DicktationDicktation

2010-08-20 07:25:38

HAD FUN ON LBP I HOPE.

Sidorio responds:

SURE DID


WikkiXSWikkiXS

2010-08-20 08:50:35

Fag

(Updated ) Sidorio responds:

If I was still a mod I'd ban you so hard right now.


Christian676Christian676

2010-08-20 08:54:04

WELL, SHEEIT

Sidorio responds:

DAYUM NIGGER


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-20 12:25:32

If I'm not nice to people I like why would I be nice to you?

Sidorio responds:

Because you like me really and don't want anybody to know.


Carlos01Carlos01

2010-08-20 12:43:40

are you leaving

Sidorio responds:

No, I was just kidding.


DobermanDoberman

2010-08-20 13:41:12

I'll miss you, my snoochy coochy husband ;(

(Updated ) Sidorio responds:

I'll miss you and you lengthy ginger pubic hair too.


DumbassDudeDumbassDude

2010-08-20 13:49:20

That's really shit, you've been on this site as long as I can remember and you're one of the few I consider to be in my band of ol'school NG regulars.

Then again, your intentions are completely justified and you're definitely doing the right thing but then again you don't need me to tell you that.

Well, now it's the year that a lot of us older users are going off to University, some who I have known for years, and I knew this would happen eventually, but sadly NG are losing the attention of many good users.

Good grades mate, it's great you're getting into University and making it your priority, and I wish you the best of luck. Have a good one.

Sidorio responds:

I was thinking earlier when I made a comment on your news post about my first memory of certain users, and I clearly remember the first time seeing you. It was on the day that you got your SATs results, and you posted on the BBS about it. Of all things, I don't know why I remember that clearly but it's amazing to think that here we are now talking about university. I'm think I can honestly say that you're the only user who's been here with me since day one. That's nice. Enjoy yourself wherever you decide to go.


DuffiDuffi

2010-08-20 14:41:43

sidirio means gay ass fucking cunt in my native tongue

Sidorio responds:

I think it means that in English too.


IrrelephantIrrelephant

2010-08-20 16:45:30

that's really sad bro. i was just fapping and i had to stop and read and now i don't feel like fapping anymore.

Sidorio responds:

Please, don't let me stop you.


ThePhenomenonThePhenomenon

2010-08-20 17:19:27

Your axe won't survive without you.

Sidorio responds:

It's a darn shame really, since I'm almost 600th on the highest leveled users list.


IrrelephantIrrelephant

2010-08-20 17:54:55

You kick ass by the way. I'll pray for you lmao jk jk

Sidorio responds:

I know, people often joke about liking me. MrFinland is the main one.


Magnet-BoyMagnet-Boy

2010-08-20 17:59:11

omtish

Sidorio responds:

You make me sick.


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-20 19:12:13

No it's definitely not that. Maybe I should treat you with more respect because if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have any flash on Newgrounds. Oh who am I kidding, go fuck yourself.

Sidorio responds:

Hey, well, you put no effort into those flash anyway and I can just uncredit you whenever I want so you better be nice to me.


WikkiXSWikkiXS

2010-08-20 19:39:14

Oh Sidorio, I'm going to miss you..

Sidorio responds:

I'll miss you and the sloths.


BossBoss

2010-08-20 20:28:22

Do it Sidorio. Rape that child.

Sidorio responds:

No news post of mine is complete without somebody saying that.


kisamekisame

2010-08-20 23:36:53

Would you comment on mein newspost one last time for old times sake.

Sidorio responds:

Of course I will. Just promise me that I won't get arrested for viewing it.


EmmDubyaEmmDubya

2010-08-21 08:22:18

Good fucking riddance.

Sidorio responds:

No more blood orgies ;_;


IrrelephantIrrelephant

2010-08-21 15:41:04

i'm for srs man i had a crush on you like the day i met your user page.

Sidorio responds:

You're not the child in my header, are you?


IrrelephantIrrelephant

2010-08-21 15:42:03

gimme your address and i'll ship you some of my mom's discarded tampons, will that prove to you how much i love and respect you?

Sidorio responds:

123 Fake Street


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-21 16:37:56

Explain why I should care.

Sidorio responds:

Because all that praise that the SJC's got will change from being directed at both of us to being directed only at me, and I don't think you could take that.


bifgisbifgis

2010-08-21 17:23:25

You going to keep deposting though? No one leaves for good,..

Sidorio responds:

Nope. I quite like my current level anyway.


DuffiDuffi

2010-08-21 17:25:49

you didn't even go away what the hell is this man fuck you got me worried

Sidorio responds:

Duffi, why are you such a cracker? I don't understand it.


KnightsdudeKnightsdude

2010-08-21 18:23:15

ty for free whistle points

Sidorio responds:

Whatever, alligator.


EmmDubyaEmmDubya

2010-08-21 19:34:00

Not a single one? ;'(

Sidorio responds:

In your dreams, perhaps.


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-21 20:42:53

No, I still don't care.

Sidorio responds:

Deep down, I know you're crying.


EmmDubyaEmmDubya

2010-08-21 21:23:39

Duffi is a friend of a friend, and thus I like him.

Sidorio responds:

Duffi is a scary individual.


WikkiXSWikkiXS

2010-08-22 05:12:51

As your final act, you must send me a nude picture of yourself.

Sidorio responds:

http://images.encyclopediadramati ca.com/images/9/90/Jizztini.jpg


BritkidBritkid

2010-08-22 06:16:53

A lot of what you said strikes a chord with me, sadly I can't address any of it specifically because that would take really long...and I cba (lol sorry). Have a top life Sidorio, it's been grand. Farewell...(until you come back in five years' time to hastily delete your account because your employer can see all your paedophilia references).

Sidorio responds:

Oh Britkid, I never honestly thought I'd see you again. I'm glad because you were one of the folks I'd hoped I could say a goodbye to, so thanks for being here. It's just a pity that this time I'm copying you by going to university rather than the other way round like old times.


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-22 06:48:56

No, that's called laughing, because I saw a video on youtube of someone getting injured.

Sidorio responds:

I hope it was the one where that guy slaps a kid for no reason and then gets attacked by the dad.


Hamodey-xsHamodey-xs

2010-08-22 09:09:35

lol sidorio i hope you get 60 level MORE than that pimp.
secretly pimp fa*got.

Sidorio responds:

Oh Mohhamed-XS, I'm glad to see you here. You may be an illeligable cunt but at least you didn't committ suicide over your flash game. Unbelievably, I'll actually miss you and your pink terrorist ways.


JackhoJackho

2010-08-22 09:31:21

I love you Sid, have my babies before you go :'(

Sidorio responds:

Okay. Leave them in the alleyway behind the bus station and I'll pick them up in the evening.


DuffiDuffi

2010-08-22 11:42:18

mwmike is 13 and his asshole is so ripe i actually pretend to like him

cracker

Sidorio responds:

That's my territory, you beaner.


JackhoJackho

2010-08-22 14:41:39

There is an alleyway behind the bus stop? D:

Sidorio responds:

No, don't be ridiculous. I said bus station.


SirFinlandSirFinland

2010-08-22 17:31:09

No it was a woman getting hurt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_l6e oSpCM&feature=search

Sidorio responds:

Fat people are funny no matter what, even if they aren't getting hurt.