What's all this then?
Why, it's a Newgrounds Sims 2 death tournament, of course! Locked in a room with only a few choice items, which of these eight users will survive? Let's meet the contestants!
In the house this time we have: MrFinland! Dont-Touch-My-Muffin! Lare! Doberman7! Asalraalaikum! Andhination! Sidorio! And the twelve year old terrorist we all love to hate, Mohhamed-XS!
As the game begins, the gang are lured into the trap by the prospect of a hot meal and some tasteful swimming wear. Mohhamed-XS quickly makes himself at home while MrFinland eats multiple desserts. But where are the beds? As night falls, Doberman7 is left with no choice but to sleep on the floor. Lare appears not to care.
After a few hours in the house, the tension gets to MrFinland and he is forced to take out his angst on Mohhamed-XS. He then beats Sidorio unconcious and prays for forgiveness. Doberman7 watches on, amused but unaware that he has pissed himself.
One day later, and the gang have grown sick of Mohhamed-XS who has wet himself multiple times. And poor old Asalraalaikum just can't stay awake! Feeling sorry for the gang, Big Brother takes pity and gives them a communal shower. Lare wastes no time getting clean, to the delight of one contestant.
As delirium takes hold, DTMM phones up the adoption agency and demands that he be allowed to purchase a zimbaby for his various needs. He is refused on the grounds that too many people live in the house...so he hatches a plan.
With the help of a mysterious giant rabbit, he's burning down the house!
MrFinland bravely leaps to the rescue and starts to fight the spreading flames, only to fall asleep in the middle of the crisis. It looks like our heroes are doomed. Tragically, MrFinland, Doberman7 and Mohhamed-XS are all consumed by the flames. Seconds later, Lare meets the same fate when he tries to camoflauge himself from the fire.
As the flames die down, the four remaining survivors are offered a brief period of rest. However, they've slept too soon and they wake to find the fire is raging harder than ever!
However, one soldier never wakes. Asalraalaikum has succumbed to his injuries as he slept. Sidorio then drowns in a puddle of piss.
The fire grows ever stronger and traps Andhination in a corner where not even mad guitar skills can save him! Fortunately, DTMM leaps to his rescue in a valiant attempt to undo the damage of his betrayal. His sacrifice will not be forgotten.
As the flames die down, Andhination emerges from the burnt rubble as the sole survivor of this dangerous game. With his friends dead and his house and clothes destroyed, all he can do now is play.
THE END
Dicktation
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN ALL DAY.
Sidorio
YOU MEAN YEAR