That's right, n****rs. I'm now an official cafe worker at Marks and Spencers. They pretty much had to beg me to take the job though, since I thought it was below me, but they pleaded and pleaded and also one of them sucked my dick so I took pity on them and decided to take their shitty job. Just don't ask for coffee because I don't know how to make it.
My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.
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Get me some coffee, boy.
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER I EXPLICITLY STATED THAT I CANNOT MAKE THAT BEVERAGE
I believed you until "they had to beg me". Asshole.
Please don't yiff me.
Hatin' on my bestiality forum D:
Yes, I am.
Also, -grabs your cock, sliding the tip between my fuzzy muzzle and sliding my muzzle over the length of the shaft- YIFFED
Well son, you're on a one way road to never being loved.
You're such a douche.
Boy, quit with yer shenanishit all over my page.
I get the feeling that you'd like it if I shit all over your page.
Ask Stan Lee.
I don't want jizzy coffee.
Where's my coffee, boy?
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER CAN YOU READ IT?
WOW, I HEARD THAT PLACE IS LIKE EATING MUDKIPS WHILE SEEING THE K.K.K. BURN ALL THE BLACKS WITH FLAMETHROWERS.
IN SHORT,IT'S SO WIGGEDY WACK.
I've never banned somebody from my page, but seriously, you're a fucking faggot. I feel the need to make an exception.
Still waiting for that coffee, boy.
BEST BE JOKING, CRACKER
Excuse, but I'd really like to get that coffee now!
BEST NOT BE BEING SERIOUS, BEANER
Okay, okay, I'll just have hot water filtered through minced coffee beans then!
So you want hot chocolate?
Dogs? Not my style.
1) they're not 100% dog, furries are anthro, it's more of a 60-40 split, closer towards human but with some animal characteristics. Animal behaviour is optional - at least learn some common furry knowledge before you so briefly criticise.
2) it's all about the anthro squirrels anyway.
I'm so tempted to ban you for this faggotry but I'm reluctant to do two in a week.
I was going to ask for coffee again, but the I was like "Nevermind".
It's a good job too, because if you'd asked again I would have had to kill you. Company policy.
You are a disgrace to this site.
Oh woe is me.
WikkiXS
I wish we could have sex.
Sidorio
Go on then, I dare you.