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My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

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Plymouth, England

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Posted by Sidorio - August 19th, 2010

I have a certain level of disdain for individuals who treat the internet seriously. As such, I never reveal genuine information about myself on Newgrounds and, as a whole, Sidorio is a character. It's fair to say that this account is similar to me to as a real life person, but features and mannerisms are exaggerated because you can do that on the internet and get away with things you never usually could in the real world. That's what I like about Newgrounds and that's what I like about the four and a half years I've spent here.

But unfortunately I'm now going to treat the internet seriously and devulge some information about myself. In January 2009, I made a news post claiming that I was going to leave Newgrounds because I felt that it was best to distance myself before I went to university. I quickly came back. Last year, all I knew is that I wanted to go to university, so I hastily applied for a place at Kent to do a degree in History. I proceeded to fail my exams and did not get this place. I've not told anybody this over the internet before and I'm sure you don't care so I'll get it over with quickly. To cut a long story short, I've spent this last year redoing two of my subjects and reconsidering things. I decided that I instead wanted to do my degree in American Studies with History (feel free to laugh like everybody else does when I tell them) at a different university. Today, following A-Level Results Round Two, I secured a place there with an A* and an A grade to go with a C from last year.

As I'm sure you most have gathered by now, I don't plan to continue visiting Newgrounds when I leave Plymouth next month on the 23rd of September. Firstly, I want everybody to know that I'm not doing this because I've got bored with NG like so many people do before they leave. I still love this site and would continue to browse it if I'd failed this years exams as well. That's why it's a good time to leave, so we have a high point to remember it by. I'll miss it but it'll be better than just fading out.

I'm resigned to the fact that I won't make the top contributors list and that my flash days are coming to an end. I'll be posting my final submissions over the next couple of weeks. For a while I wasn't sure what to do about my final flash and I'd originally planned for it to be good old Brackenwood sex as usual. But I think that I might like to make something else - some sort of encyclopedia of all the flash I've made. Few will watch it and it'll get a poor score but I want people to know that I wasn't a mindless spammer. Every single one of my submissions has a story behind it and I'd like to share them.

As for the community, there's so much to say. I've decided not to post a list of people who mean a lot to me because invariably I will forget somebody. But you probably know who you are. In fact, if you're reading this then there's a good chance you're one of the many people who I've known and loved on this website. As much as it sickens me to say, given my stance on taking the internet seriously, I do consider you all to be friends. Not in the conventional sense I suppose, but I'm sure I'll remember you and you have shaped me as a person - after all, I have been visiting Newgrounds for nearly a quarter of my life.

So there we go. I'm struggling to think of what more I can say without boring you. I'm not leaving straight away though, and I plan to continue as normal until the date I leave. At that point, I will stop responding to comments, PMs and reviews. The night before, I'll probably pay a visit to the user pages of a select few and say a quick goodbye because this is quite a big deal to me as I will miss you. I hope you all go on to productive lives when you also leave.

Let's not overburden ourselves and be sad about this though because like I said, it's a real high point to be leaving on and I'll have nothing but good memories of this place. I certainly hope you've got good memories of me. And if you haven't, well fuck you anyway, you're probably taking the internet too seriously.

Febuary 2006 - September 2010
Goodnight Sweet Prince

To you, perceptive reader, I bequeth my history

Posted by Sidorio - August 15th, 2010

Coming this Thursday. You should stock up on tissues till then.

If you want me to make any flash with you, now's the time to ask, especially if you'd like to suggest the content of the final episodes to any of my many 'series' I've made over the years (I'm looking at you, Cock Rockets).

Posted by Sidorio - August 6th, 2010

Because I'm MAD AS FUCK right now. The reason? Well, as none of you know, I have slowly been nearing the tenth position on the Newgrounds list of top flash contributors. For the last few weeks I've been in eleventh place and have needed 156 submissions to make the top ten. I thought I was only two submissions away, until I discovered that THIS COCK DEVOURING WHORE has knocked me into twelfth place by submitting 158 flashes. Although the top ten list is no place for a woman, she continues to submit at a rapid pace which matches and even exceeds my 2008 output. I have until the 22nd of September to reach 174 submissions (thereby guaranteeing tenth place as she will most likely continue to submit at a higher rate than me) if I am ever to reach my life-long dream of appearing on that meaningless list. And that's bad news because 154 submissions is an awful lot of ideas and I've got "writer's" block. I may just slit my wrists now.

Also, somebody please tell Timmy that I respect and agree with his actions and would suggest that he extend the time period to several years.

Get the tissues ready

Posted by Sidorio - July 30th, 2010

What's all this then?

Why, it's a Newgrounds Sims 2 death tournament, of course! Locked in a room with only a few choice items, which of these eight users will survive? Let's meet the contestants!

In the house this time we have: MrFinland! Dont-Touch-My-Muffin! Lare! Doberman7! Asalraalaikum! Andhination! Sidorio! And the twelve year old terrorist we all love to hate, Mohhamed-XS!

As the game begins, the gang are lured into the trap by the prospect of a hot meal and some tasteful swimming wear. Mohhamed-XS quickly makes himself at home while MrFinland eats multiple desserts. But where are the beds? As night falls, Doberman7 is left with no choice but to sleep on the floor. Lare appears not to care.

After a few hours in the house, the tension gets to MrFinland and he is forced to take out his angst on Mohhamed-XS. He then beats Sidorio unconcious and prays for forgiveness. Doberman7 watches on, amused but unaware that he has pissed himself.

One day later, and the gang have grown sick of Mohhamed-XS who has wet himself multiple times. And poor old Asalraalaikum just can't stay awake! Feeling sorry for the gang, Big Brother takes pity and gives them a communal shower. Lare wastes no time getting clean, to the delight of one contestant.

As delirium takes hold, DTMM phones up the adoption agency and demands that he be allowed to purchase a zimbaby for his various needs. He is refused on the grounds that too many people live in the house...so he hatches a plan.

With the help of a mysterious giant rabbit, he's burning down the house!

MrFinland bravely leaps to the rescue and starts to fight the spreading flames, only to fall asleep in the middle of the crisis. It looks like our heroes are doomed. Tragically, MrFinland, Doberman7 and Mohhamed-XS are all consumed by the flames. Seconds later, Lare meets the same fate when he tries to camoflauge himself from the fire.

As the flames die down, the four remaining survivors are offered a brief period of rest. However, they've slept too soon and they wake to find the fire is raging harder than ever!

However, one soldier never wakes. Asalraalaikum has succumbed to his injuries as he slept. Sidorio then drowns in a puddle of piss.

The fire grows ever stronger and traps Andhination in a corner where not even mad guitar skills can save him! Fortunately, DTMM leaps to his rescue in a valiant attempt to undo the damage of his betrayal. His sacrifice will not be forgotten.

As the flames die down, Andhination emerges from the burnt rubble as the sole survivor of this dangerous game. With his friends dead and his house and clothes destroyed, all he can do now is play.


Homosexuality Simulator V.1

Posted by Sidorio - July 20th, 2010

I am part Dragon in real life. I am very INTO dragons. I collect dragon figurines I have several hundred collectible dragon figurines with detachable wings on top of my dresser. They are all very rare and if anyone comes between me and my dragon collection I may just FREAK out. I will have a fit. They mean a lot to me, and if you say you are going to damage them in anyway I will be forced to protect them!! Is that clear?

Posted by Sidorio - July 19th, 2010

This was one of those times. I am not articulate enough to express anything on the internet without excessive use of capital letters and insults so I cannot adequately state the honour I feel, but you should all know how pleased I am.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/76 c8f39eb20462011ef5ddcf7a5a06be
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/11 82970

Posted by Sidorio - July 16th, 2010

It's my fucking birthday on the nineteenth and I will be nineteen. One of you n****rs best be planning on making me a birthday thread because I haven't had one since 2007 and it was shit.

In other news, what a fucking over-reaction.


Posted by Sidorio - June 30th, 2010

a day is didnt show up bcz
when i go to school my teacher (teacher help me and she names "Eman")
she says:"did you saw angelina jolie?" i said:"no wuz angelina??"
*the OUR teacher came in tha door* both of us silince and then we're playing.

Posted by Sidorio - June 23rd, 2010

I'm officially only six flashes away from reaching tenth position on the top contributors to Newgrounds list, which will be the greatest achievement of my life. Suggest me some loops or short flashes to make and if it's good enough I'll make it and co-author you.

Tip - don't suggest things which require talent. My level of flash skill is what most would refer to as 'shit'.

Another tip - I like to make flashes that surprise people, or allow me to fill out the comment box with an inane essay.

Posted by Sidorio - May 31st, 2010

Why are you such a faggot?