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My friends rabbit got blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.
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The layout and button function work properly, but the song does not loop ( if you intended for it to work that way then heh ) but more importantly of all, either you are terrible at choosing songs, or you got them from a shitty music website... a two for effort. I find it funny how dramatic you seem when your say something like -
This is the tenth one, wow. I never would of seen this coming at all.. so far as a tenth installment. The story behind this one is that I just got back and woke up from the huge Iron Maiden show I went to ( the reason for my absence of about twelve or more hours, sorry guys '8P ) last all fucking yesterday night. When I got up I checked my e-mail, and an e-mail from ScaryMovieGuy was in my inbox, containing the file. I did not really want to submit this because I don't like his buddies choice of song, and maybe when he wakes up sees this on the internet, he won't dance around stoned being taped anymore. Don't bitch about this being content not for Newgrounds, this is everything by everyone, I guess that rule doesn't apply no longer after the sickening event of Pigletface's films being deleted....
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I don't have any idea how you think that kid is attractive at all, they did not phase my cock at all. If your going to take music from random websites, look hard for good ones. But if you did do the choreographing, then I guess that's a little above taking it from the internet. The only reason I am writing this review is because I know this submission will pass because of all of the damn kids who recognise one of their fellow brethren dancing in the video, so I guess you get some attempt of insight from me, yipee -__-
Next time, try to challenge yourself, and get better dancers. The flash is decent but having a sexy dancer is an essential if the purpose of the flash is supposed to turn people on.
Author's Response:
LMAO !! I think it is awfully clever that you copied my review for your lame ass immature ' offensive ' joke collection and mixed it around so you could make seem fixed to the topic of my flash submission. That is not me, that was my intoxicated friend. And you should learn to actually spell when you edit my writing, and where it says - The layout and button function work properly, but the song does not loop - in the beginning, it is not fitting to my video because the song and video DOES loop, and also dumb ass there is no button layout , I wrote that because your fucking stupid and cannot make a song loop in a flash. But yes, learn how to spell and use proper grammar, it is an essential. Faggot, way to feel butt hurt about my review. You know nothing. I could make offensive jokes up and they would be much more foul then the ones you got from the internet. Your jokes were not very creative and funny, and your racist jokes were not even offensive ( not that it would be a good thing, but that was your motive). I am done for now, try to make a good review next time without pasting my writing and altering it a little ( with your horrible grammar and spelling). And in the description of your review " Decent flash, lame ass kid " ( when I wrote Decent flash, lame ass jokes : / ) , ScaryMovieGuy is the age of twenty ( translation to you dumb ass because you cannot read properly most likely because of your grammar and spelling - The age of ' 20 years ' ). But you infact are a child. You cease to amaze me, your kind are proof that the education of today is failing. Later douche bag, I try to lend some constructive feed back but you have to try to annoy me with your blasphemous reviews. I just said try harder and do not over exaggerate the intensity of how ' offensive ' your jokes will be to get viewers. I am surprised you even pass judgment, but my friends submissions arenot even in flash, so I have no room to talk about passing judgment, Newgrounds is everything by everyone, if the majority of the everyone wants something to stay, thats how it passes, I figured your submission would pass ( maybe not, havn't bothered checking ) because of all of the immature shitlins on this website. I guess thats all for now. Just try harder and don't get butt hurt over useful critiquing. Don't mind the length of my feed back, I just write alot, if the amount of words scares you at first, just read it one line at a time and eventually it will get smaller and you will hopefully get the message, it's called reading, it isn't that hard of a thing to do.
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Author's Response:
Don't make me have your kneecaps, Sid.
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You say you gave this to your friends, who hadn't used flash before? Shit. This was better than anything I've done in two and a half years of flash, congratulations. This was epic anyway, but for a 'non-prop' attempt it was just too amazing to comprehend. Seriously, well done.
Author's Response:
Thanx so much! I'm really glad you like this!
what a pleasure
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Looks like you spent some effort on this. Wait, what am I talking about? Of course you did. This is just about the best 'My Newgrounds' since the orginal. Congratulations, you've inspired me to attempt my own.
Author's Response:
Lol you gotta be kidding me. This was done in 2 hours.
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I refuse to give into your brainwashing. Anyway, Bioshock is too old for me. I learned that from your video, which means you actually lost a customer through your own advert which is plain silly.
Author's Response:
I couldn't care if you wanted to buy it or not. I don't game much anyway and I just made this out of boredom.
ALSO OMG ABUSIVE REVIEW YOU CALLED ME A COG OMG D:>
I'd laugh if someone actually flagged your review. :)
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I like it.
The animation is good, particularly when he's running, and the monster looked great. Had all the sounds and stuff. Something I would comment on is the music. I feel a fast paced bit of music would have boosted this up to a ten. Still, it's very good so congratulations on that.
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What is there to enjoy?
It's incredibly difficult, to the extent that after twenty or so tries I had only got one right and only then because it was a word already done once. It's got people dying in cruel ways, which I assume you thought would keep us entertained?
Some sort of difficulty setting would be good. Even though I don't approve of you killing people for entertainment, a longer game with more originality would greatly improve this piece.
Try again and maybe it'll be good.
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I love this.
Fast paced and action-packed, it would have worked without the fighting. The music goes with it superbly. A truly great stick film, one which I've favourited and recommended to a collection page.
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Really, really original. This certainly belongs in the gadgets section or something. I just loved the way everything merges togeether and makes such a surreal flash. Absolutely brilliant, I favourited it.
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There is so much amazing win in this film.
. Muppet people.
. Penises.
. Fabbots.
. Death.
. Accents that Americans won't understand.
. The word black.
Honestly, why isn't this on the front page yet?
Author's Response:
It's too sexy. That's why. =(
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