Guess who's birthday it is on the 19th. - by Sidorio

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Guess who's birthday it is on the 19th.

Posted by Sidorio - July 18th, 2009

If you were thinking Sidorio, you'd be right. Another acceptable answer would have been Lizzie Borden the 18th century axe murderer.

I haven't had a birthday thread since 2007 so I demand one to be made. Also, make it good. This is going to be my last one because I plan to kill myself on Hitler's birthday next year while screaming wishes of death to the infidels.

Also, I'm eighteen. This is probably the age at which it really becomes unacceptable to be as immature as I am. That's life for you.

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OH THANKS A LOT YOU FUCKING HEARTLESS N****RS LOOKS LIKE I DIDN'T DESERVE A BIRTHDAY THREAD AFTER ALL

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WikkiXS 2009-07-18 16:19:39

Don't kill yourself, I don't want to live in a world without Sidorio!

Sidorio 2009-07-18 16:19:39

I wouldn't either.

Doberman 2009-07-18 19:06:39

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU GAY.

Sidorio 2009-07-18 19:06:39

OH YOU

WikkiXS 2009-07-19 05:30:19

Make a flash with a dancing sloth in it! A sloth that dances and rapes a man!

Sidorio 2009-07-19 05:30:19

Consider this made. You can be co-author if you want.

paradox9 2009-07-19 14:22:53

i love you

i like crabs
so you should too
the crabs exist for me and you
we share their oh so gracious gift
and dance together in a chair lift

Sidorio 2009-07-19 14:22:53

I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR FACE IF I SEE YOU AGAIN

Igotaname13 2009-07-19 14:33:19

stfu

Sidorio 2009-07-19 14:33:19

Okay.

snowfender 2009-07-19 23:03:49

happy birthday! =) hope it's a good one. it's okay, i'm pretty immature too.

Sidorio 2009-07-19 23:03:49

IT WAS TERRIBLE

SCUD14 2009-07-20 08:03:42

I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE ONE >:(

But then I got banned for telling some faggot where to go.

Sidorio 2009-07-20 08:03:42

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE KILL THAT MOD WHAT DONE IT

Lare 2009-07-20 15:08:14

I definetly need to see the sloth-flash!

Sidorio 2009-07-20 15:08:14

I've planned out the rape scene quite graphically in my head. I might call it Sloth Rape: The Musical.

ToastyProductions 2009-07-20 17:24:56

Happy 100! Worlds most dedicated... erm... maker of disturbing flashes.

Sidorio 2009-07-20 17:24:56

What can I say? I'm dedicated to my fans.

ToastyProductions 2009-07-23 12:40:34

You actually made that sloth movie!

Sidorio 2009-07-23 12:40:34

Hey buddy, I couldn't refuse a gem like that. Next up is the phallus collab featuring phallus.

DumbassDude 2009-07-23 21:26:48

LOL I WUD HAV MAD WUN BOOT I DUNT KNO U

Sidorio 2009-07-23 21:26:48

I remember you. I recall that you once said you liked the taste of sandpaper.

jebuspwns 2009-07-28 00:46:40

OMFG WHOS BIRTHDAY WAS LIEK ATE DHEYS AGO!? U NEVAR SED!

Sidorio 2009-07-28 00:46:40

I said it in the first line.

jebuspwns 2009-07-28 17:16:08

NUH UH

Sidorio 2009-07-28 17:16:08

Learn to read, faggot.

jebuspwns 2009-07-30 02:17:02

L2type fagget.

Sidorio 2009-07-30 02:17:02

wat do u mean

WikkiXS 2009-07-30 14:42:08

You deserve a kiss! Get here and kiss me! You sexy beast!

Sidorio 2009-07-30 14:42:08

Kiss a girl? Yuck.

jebuspwns 2009-07-31 17:31:51

I like popsicle penis.

Sidorio 2009-07-31 17:31:51

You're just being annoying now.

Lare 2009-08-03 10:46:15

You're 18 so act like one! Get drunk and find a gun.

Sidorio 2009-08-03 10:46:15

My kingdom does not allow guns.

Steff 2009-08-03 17:33:37

Are you serious about your birthday? Are you serious that nobody made
you a birthday thread?

Sidorio 2009-08-03 17:33:37

Yes, I am. I nearly killed myself over it.