I myself am wondering as I type this, whether or not anybody really cares. But then I gave myself a good spanking and remembered that I'm awesome and everybody cares about my sexy flash. No doubt, people have been obsessively wondering what amazing masterpiece I will vomit out next. For that reason, I have made a sexy new blog post which is all about my future works. Oh, wow.

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Sick Joke Collection VI
I don't actually have any plans to make this right now, since MrFinland said he didn't feel like it at the moment. This means I can't make it since it's been scientifically proven that I can't write them properly. Stay tuned though. The series may have been critically panned by Tom Fulp himself, but it's still cool.

Kids Still Love Pie
I've wanted to make this for ages, but I seem to have exhausted all cum-filled pie related plots. No ideas means no flash for now, but I'll get around to it.

Sunshine Meets B V
I'm wary that the title doesn't look very good, which is why I haven't made this yet. I also can't really think of a way to top the fourth one, which was completely ground breaking in flash technology. By the way, disregard the previous paragraph because I've submitted it.

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Coop83 said I should turn my attention to moving blocks, so that's what I'll do. My idea is for different coloured blocks (WOW) so I'm sure it'll be excellent when I can be bothered.

The Sexy Story Of Christmas
I have no idea what this will be about. It'll probably feature Jesus fighting ninjas or something.

Fuck Sachs's Grandaughter
Play as Russell Brand or Jonathan Ross and try to fuck Andrew Sachs's grandaughter without being caught. It'll be like one of those 'Meet N Fuck' games, but it'll actually be good. This flash is also completed and submitted, and blammed.

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You may have noticed that they are nearly all sequels. No need to comment on my unoriginality, I'm aware of it.

Also in the news: Youtube doesn't like porn.