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Sidorio
My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

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Plymouth, England

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Posted by Sidorio - April 8th, 2009


Ever since I first joined Newgrounds, my profile description has been a delightful story about the time a friend of mine tragically lost his pet rabbit in a firework mishap. I find the incident highly amusing and have decided to enlighten you with further details of the event.

You see, this friend actually had three rabbits. Unfortunately, one of these cute bunnies escaped from the cage at night, and it's tiny furry corpse was later discovered in his pond, it's tiny lungs filled with water. So he had a bad history with the species. But things were only going to get worse.

It was on Bonfire Night roughly seven years ago when the following took place. I had been invited to a barbeque style event featuring fireworks. Also present were his retarded neighbours, who are about the closest things to rednecks that I've ever met. For some bizarre reason, they were also in charge of the fireworks.

The first few went off fine, with a bang, you might say. Unfortunately, it was a disaster waiting to happen. Mr Redneck Neighbour didn't place the stand on solid ground when he lit the fuse. Seconds before the firework went off, it tipped on its side and shot across the garden. Luckily there were no people in the way...only a rabbit hutch. One minute the little guy was chilling out and chewing some grass, and the next he was just a pile of steaming guts.

The other rabbit survived the incident but died the next day, presumably from the shock of seeing his dear old room-mate explode. The last rabbit was gone, leaving only an empty hutch full of traumatic memories.

In conclusion, if you fuck with fireworks, they'll fuck with your rabbits.


Posted by Sidorio - April 1st, 2009


It was exactly like this. No difference. I'm getting deja vu just being on this site.

In other news, here's a delightful picture I took whilst there.

When I was in China, I went on the Internet


Posted by Sidorio - March 27th, 2009


Teenage homosexuality is almost an unknown phenomenon, although invariably portrayed as fully-fledged homosexuality by advocates of the homosexual agenda, regardless of the wishes or needs of the underaged youth affected. This is an important issue given that how a person develops and behaves early in life can have profound effects in later life. For example, it is important the teenagers have knowledge about the causes of homosexuality. Also, given the existence of ex-homosexuals, if a teen has already engaged in homosexuality or is a homosexual, there is certainly hope in regards to overcoming homosexuality since the best evidence indicates that engaging in homosexuality is ultimately a matter of choice and so is leaving the homosexual lifestyle. In addition, teenagers and parents should be aware of the negative health effects of homosexual activity in regards to teenager homosexuality.

John Cloud is a homosexual activist who writes for Time magazine and wrote the October 10, 1995 cover story for Time Magazine which was entitled "The Battle Over Gay Teens." The article was a typical example of liberal bias in regards to the media coverage of the homosexuality issue. Specifically, John Cloud's article rendered a positive portrayal homosexual teenagers who are establishing networks of Gay Straight Alliance clubs on campuses all over the United States. According to the Traditional Values Coalition, most readers of Time magazine were unaware of was that John Cloud is a homosexual who had previously written for the liberal Washington City Paper in Washington, DC. about his visit to a "homosexual sex orgy club in Washington, DC."

One of the goals of the homosexual agenda is to "indoctrinate children in the nation's public schools by convincing kids that homosexuality is a normal and healthy lifestyle." Because schools fail to warn children of the dangers of homosexuality, and because it is taught that homosexuality is not only "normal" but "healthy" as well, homosexuality starts to seem like a good choice to young school children. To supplement this many schools give homosexuals preferential treatment, for instance protecting a homosexual student from teasing in cases where they would not protect a heterosexual student. Homosexuals are also given exclusive clubs that have the goal of recruiting additional students to homosexuality.

These are just some of ways that students are tricked into mistakenly thinking that homosexuality is a desirable lifestyle. As people get older and study the word of God they become less susceptible to being misled like this. This is the reason the homosexual agenda targets school children for recruitment into homosexuality.

The optimal choice is never to become involved in homosexual activities, given the many undesirable consequences of homosexuality and given what the Bible states about homosexuality. However, there is certainly hope for the individual who wants to overcome homosexuality by the grace of God.

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Posted by Sidorio - March 15th, 2009


Discuss.


Posted by Sidorio - March 4th, 2009


Just kill me now. This picture fucks with my mind in ways that make no sense.

Oh Christ


Posted by Sidorio - February 22nd, 2009


You can't prove me wrong.

I just had sex with this guy


Posted by Sidorio - February 13th, 2009


Ugh.

Happy anniversary to me


Posted by Sidorio - January 27th, 2009


GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
SIDORIO'S BACK
TELL A FRIEND

This is my subtle way of saying that leaving Newgrounds actually didn't improve or ruin my social life. In fact, you might even say it had no effect. I won't be back like I used to be, since my flash making has dropped significantly and I definitely won't be on the BBS every night. But I'm back, since I need somewhere to vent my obvious gayness and secret hatred of foreigners. This became clear a few days ago when I had a seriously homoerotic dream about wrestling a naked man, before waking up and calling my cat a 'black fag'.

BEING AWAY WAS LAME AND GAY


Posted by Sidorio - December 23rd, 2008


As the unoriginal cunt I am, I'd like to make a proposition to all you fags who don't have flash out there: I will make you a flash.

But wait, there's more to this exciting adventure. I will make whatever you say. Every single suggestion. Every single comment that gets left, which provides details on what flash you want made, will be transformed into an epicly shitty movie.

The idea is that it's a joke. I want you to think of really funny shit. Preferably I'm looking for loops which last a couple of frames but still get a laugh out of stupid people like myself. Joke quiz games are cool too. I'll make anything though.

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RULES LOL
Nothing is off limits unless it will get me deleted. So nudity is awesome, but child nudity isn't.
If you ask me to make something that is good, for example, featuring proper voice acting, I'll delete your comment and pretend it didn't exist.
Be detailed. Tell me which song you want used and where you want everything to be.
I'll co-author you, but only if you want to be. Tell me if you do or I'll assume you don't.
It won't be good. It'll be a joke. So I can't promise it will pass. But it probably will.

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SO FAR
Cock Rockets
Christmas Cock Rockets
A Pissy Christmas
Cock Rocket Adventures
Saints Of Jovaland
Muffin Dating Sim
Salty Dogs
BBS Life Thing
Meatspin: The Animated Version
Scat

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So then, hit me with your ideas. Or don't. Whatever floats your boat.


Posted by Sidorio - December 22nd, 2008


You're all fags. The only cure is to suggest this flash to the Christmas 2008 Collection.