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Sidorio
My friend's rabbit was blown up by a firework. I'm not supposed to find it funny.

Age 32, Male

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Plymouth, England

Joined on 2/13/06

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Posted by Sidorio - January 22nd, 2010


I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED?

AND SO I MYSTERIOUSLY GOT BACK FLASH


Posted by Sidorio - January 21st, 2010


As I'm sure you didn't notice, I've been gone from Newgrounds for a while. This is because my computer has been at a shop to stop it behaving like a bitch. Today it came home, and the fat neckbeard at the computer shop has managed to delete all the programmes, including flash.

Hopefully he'll be able to get them back, but at the moment there's a possibility that I'll never again submit a flash to this website. Which is a fucking shame because I always wanted my final flash to be a Brackenwood themed orgy.

PS: some n****r has deleted my sig which I've had for two years, and I didn't have a back-up saved.


Posted by Sidorio - January 2nd, 2010


Go back to bed.


Posted by Sidorio - December 5th, 2009


Once again, as I always seem to do, I'm opening my arms to others for a flash collaboration. A Christmas one, to be precise. I want you to come up with the idea and for me to animate it and then we can both be co-authored. I'm an unoriginal cunt.

Last year I had four Christmas submissions and they all got into the collection. Look to them for ideas:

All Ye Faithful
The Story of Christmas
Advent Calander 2008
Christmas Cock Rockets

I only do loops and false quiz type things because I'm a shit animator. If you suggest something that I can't properly do, like real voice acting, games or effort, I'll have to say no.

Also, I'm banned until the seventeenth. I want to have so many films prepared for then that I can upload two a day until Christmas Eve, but that might not be realistic.

Ideas plz. Get cracking.

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SUBMIT TO COLLECTION NOW

Fuck you, Christmas.


Posted by Sidorio - November 25th, 2009


If you could spare a few seconds, please down-vote these pieces of shit.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
354228

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
356635

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
355383

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
368513

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
398351

These are my five first ever flashes to pass and they're shitty and stupid. They have ridiculously high scores because I up-voted them for a year when I was new. Unfortunately, this means they appear in the 'you might like this...' section of my other flashes. You know, the ones I didn't put any work into.

I need to lower their score so nobody has to watch them ever again and instead my recent other works of art can be recommended to the unsuspecting public. Thank you and good night.

Down-vote my old flash.


Posted by Sidorio - November 1st, 2009


I've been in Las Vegas for two weeks.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention


Posted by Sidorio - October 8th, 2009


I'd like to share some faggotry with you. Some very own home-grown faggotry, which I have compiled using that thing Citricsquid made. Not all of it is 100% faggot but most of it is, and comes entirely from my 323 threads.

Wombats - first thread and all.

Dinosaurs - scroll down for 13-year old rage which makes me sick to look back on. Twice.

My Film - self whoring out of a shitty, shitty pornographic film I made.

Bob vs the rainforest - same fucking thing without porn.

The guy in the tank - derailed my own thread to tell somebody off for having a copyrighted username.

Help! - I honestly have never had a pus-leaking carpet burn.

My cousin is a faggot - attention seeking lies.

Night of the Buffalo - this one just makes me want to die.

Lost=Shit - ploar bears.

Am I a freak? - evidently so.

Who is the real culprit? - by 'me and my friend' I actually meant ' me and my mother'.

Deep Blue Sea in ten minutes - that was inexpected.

Die, Mario, Die! - Wade thinks I'm a failure.

Filming masturbation for money - you are a faget and just want to see men jack off

My cousin killed my gerbil - never actually happened.

The fence - ever heard of 'The Boy In The Striped Pajamas'?

Brere Rabbit is fucking retarded - South Africans

Seriously mess up story - Ice Climber II

Morally right? - baby dick stroking.

Everybody type without looking - ten pages that nobody will read.

I murdered a hedgehog - 'faggoty looking hedgehog'.

Sick fucks - get out bart im piss

My gerbil is trying to kill me - more lies.

England - because I happened to have a spare picture of Vinnie Jones with red eyes.

Harry Potter Spoilers - because I was angsty about the actual spoilers.

Harry Potter is unbeleviable - I stole the joke.

Fucking MSN retards - grammer

Big black bald people with no hair - just some fetish thread.

Awesome Saw IV plot twist revealed - well I thought it was funny.

Why, Youtube? - "Sidorio, you're so fucking awesome, have tons of friends and are most certainly not a sixteen year old virgin loser."

I saw a guy in an NG shirt - moar lies

Clown blowjob - back in the day when I was scared of porn.

Less than half an hour until HSM 2 - I actually did watch High School Musical 2.

Silly NG, you polluted my innocence - black people love chicken pie.

Pissing in the shower - yeah, whatever.

Newgrounds Webcomic - I worked fucking hard on that comic and got no responses.

Beastility ad - I did click the link really.

Highest abortion rate in the world - suck on that, Liverpool.

Incest: The Board Game - I regret to say that this one is true.

I just made a ten year old cry - best day of my life.

Serious talk about willies and such - many babies.

If dogs could masturbate... - third masturbation topic.

Velociraptors of my mind - I still do this.

What would you do? - incest, again.

Tomorrow is Newgrounds Wank Day - I think only I participated.

Goatse - no comment.

If the BBS was Lost... - what about the ploar bears?

Any weapon for a leg? - this shit turns me on.

Boy expelled for being a pedo - turned out she gave him the pictures.

Weird phobias - I am still terrified of this.

Date rape - failed that project.

Tired of being lonely? Turn gay - based on experience.

Sucking dicks for cash - £1

Sucking dicks for cash - more of the same.

Hang on, Google - so many sex topics.

I do not like black cocks - just kidding.

If it weren't for Wade Fulp... - or would you?

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And now here's a few that slightly amused me.

Fill in the gap and win an e-cookie. - the answer is wings.

Sell your babies - E-bay B

Chose your own epic adventure! - with plenty of spelling errors.

My teacher is naked on the internet - I consider this to be my best ever thread due to maintaining an obvious lie for ten pages.

I suggest we kill all the horses - McHorse Burger.

Can ghosts masturbate? - origins of ectoplasm.

My 7 year old brother was wanking -this one acually happened.

Things you used to believe - I also thought that to have gay sex, you had to stretch open your dick hole and have another guy put his dick in the gap.

Design a terrible, terrible prequel - Passion of the Christ II

Women? - chest testicles

Serious Question - obviously Drake

Incest comic - 'fuckstick'

If life was a vidoe game... - I know what I'd be doing.

11th of September, 2001 - never forget.

Happy Birthday, Mariobro42! - if you missed out on Mariobro42 and his antics, you deserve to die.

im on my brothers account - more A+ trolling.

hai guys i saw some boobs - this did happen.

Madeline McCann - still haven't seen series four.

The Snowman - huge kiddy dick.

I need to impress a girl - I drew Pickachu on my penis and flopped it out while she was on the toilet. Where did I go wrong?

"Pokemon are gay" says Ash Ketchum - these are getting too recent to properly qualify anyway.

I wish I was black - some amusing racism.

How I first realised Newgrounds is American - doesn't count as racism.

Spot the photoshop - At least I thought it was clever.

Mr Incredible - not so incredible.

In b4 nobody reads any of them or comments.

HUGE FUCKING FAGGOTRY


Posted by Sidorio - September 21st, 2009


What do you think of her?

Just got a new girlfriend


Posted by Sidorio - September 10th, 2009


Apparently this piece of gayness has been lurking in my account for three and a half years without me noticing.

I should check my general settings more often


Posted by Sidorio - August 31st, 2009


I haven't seen anybody following me around, but I'm far too good looking not to have one. Logical assumption really.