I'm going to China for a week, see you all later. I probably won't have the interwebs equipped, so I won't reply to any comments, PMs, etc. Or be posting, but I barely post at all any more so it is no big issue. Which means that the only reason this will get seen is because I'm about to post on every single persons user page who I ever 'hung with' when I was a cool kid.

Also, if you have any ideas for flash but don't own it, tell me and I'll make it, with you as co-author. Yeah, I'm being a lazy fucker but I need inspiration. Whatever you do, don't ask me to make proper flash. These are examples of the kind of things I want: 1, 2, 3, 4.

ALSO, P-Bot seems to think I'm a pretty cool guy. Not only a cool guy, but a cool guy worth making his 2000th post about. Which is undeniably true. Since the names weren't alphabetically, I can only assume that they were listed in order of awesomeness, with the third name first. Praise plz.

Edit:
That's pretty impossible to read. It says "We have submissions by the following sexy artists." My name is the one which isn't crossed out.

I thought it was time to say goodbye to the naked penis women. It's a shame, I know.

Here's some red cows stalking a kid to make up for it.

Ah, I know.

EDIT:
DanPaladin had commented on this intellectual subject. Suck my cock please.

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There's a problem with my copy of flash. Whenever I click a button whilst testing it as a pop-up, it highlights it rather than going to the desired frame. Try as I might, I can't fix it. The alternative is to draw out every button, but I think that'll look really tacky. Anybody know the problem?

I've made two threads, and got no responses. I really need this for my next flash. Please help.

I'd own the shit out of you people.
You know it.

Also, a picture of my cat and two of my dead gerbils, bought to you by MS Paint.

I've been here for two years now, which seems like far too long. I suppose I could make a big list of people who I want to thank and stuff, but I don't feel much like it. Instead, look at this list. Also, pretend the following people are on that list:

MrFinland, EvilJesus, TheRoyalEnglishman (or whatever, I think he changed his name or something), Mechabloby, Psycho and UltimateAxl (said i was kewl lol).

Really, those people should have been on it the first time round. Now, I'm off to post in a load of user pages so people will see this.

Also, I leveled up today. It's no coincidence.

So technically, we should all be frowning. That way, we build up our lip muscles, so we get better at kissing and us losers have a better chance of getting married. And from there, we have a better chance of reproducing and securing the longevity of the human race.

Fuck you, optimists.

A load of people made them, so I decided to be a sheep. I 'animated' mine, because I have no camera/talent. Vote five and stuff.

I mean it, I'm worried if it'll pass.

EDIT:
Recommend it to the 'My Newgrounds' collection. Do it.

I'd vote for him.
What's the worst that could happen?

Here's a HILARIOUS picture to back up my argument.